Hack Jopkins
@hackjopkins.bsky.social
Host of The Hack Jopkins Kick Ass Ass-Kicking Podcast Show
Highest T-Levels on the Internet
I Brake for MAGA Punks. Actually, I don't. I hit the gas.
Highest T-Levels on the Internet
I Brake for MAGA Punks. Actually, I don't. I hit the gas.
Gollum: Sméagol said not to eat the nice goatse but precious made us.
November 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Gollum: Sméagol said not to eat the nice goatse but precious made us.
Wasn't that guy a comic relief character in one of the recent Mad Max movies?
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Wasn't that guy a comic relief character in one of the recent Mad Max movies?
Why is Andy "Nard Dog" Bernard going after Dr. Oz?
November 22, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Why is Andy "Nard Dog" Bernard going after Dr. Oz?
Big time Whatever Happened to Baby Jane vibes
a black and white photo of a woman with her hands in the air
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with her hands in the air
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Big time Whatever Happened to Baby Jane vibes
And so the great muting wars begin....
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
And so the great muting wars begin....
I'm the Miss Cleo of Bluesky psychics
November 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I'm the Miss Cleo of Bluesky psychics
Jim? Lolo? Jackie? Who are you, really?
November 22, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Jim? Lolo? Jackie? Who are you, really?
Would make a good Ballsgang tee shirt.
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Would make a good Ballsgang tee shirt.
Yes. At you. And for exactly the reason that keeps you up at night.
November 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Yes. At you. And for exactly the reason that keeps you up at night.
Prior to Thanksgiving dinner. You have to injure at least 10 people in the scrum at the door of the store to qualify. Read the fine print.
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Prior to Thanksgiving dinner. You have to injure at least 10 people in the scrum at the door of the store to qualify. Read the fine print.
Same time the deep state goes down. It's a 2 for 1 special military tribunal special for Black Friday.
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Same time the deep state goes down. It's a 2 for 1 special military tribunal special for Black Friday.
Don't forget we also have Pam Hemphill's serial killer mom. She's our Deadpool. Kills a lot of innocent people but saves the world in the end so it's ok.
November 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Don't forget we also have Pam Hemphill's serial killer mom. She's our Deadpool. Kills a lot of innocent people but saves the world in the end so it's ok.
Back then I was sniffer. The guy who determines if they are ripe for study. I was an undergrad. It was a college thing.
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Back then I was sniffer. The guy who determines if they are ripe for study. I was an undergrad. It was a college thing.
It's a good comparison. Biden did great things no one noticed because he was too modest to brag about them. Same with Jackie. Modest to the core.
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
It's a good comparison. Biden did great things no one noticed because he was too modest to brag about them. Same with Jackie. Modest to the core.
I was part of the lab that demonstrated conclusively that pee is stored in the balls. Big study. Must have handled a thousand sacks.
November 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I was part of the lab that demonstrated conclusively that pee is stored in the balls. Big study. Must have handled a thousand sacks.
I'm here for educational purposes. There's just too much misinformation on the internet.
November 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I'm here for educational purposes. There's just too much misinformation on the internet.
S'not. It's stored in the gall bladder. That's why people without gall bladders almost never sneeze.
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
S'not. It's stored in the gall bladder. That's why people without gall bladders almost never sneeze.
Ballsgang isn't a meme. It's a way of life.
November 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Ballsgang isn't a meme. It's a way of life.