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Gyaradona
@gyaradona.bsky.social
he/him.
The most antagonistic green flag you've met in your life.
Chronic appreciator of eyeliner wings.
Baby streamer turned miniature painter.
Pronounced the same way as the Pokémon.
Phyrexia, Tyranid, Xenomorph, and Void apologist.
Variety poster, 18+.
Pinned
Are forearms still considered hot or have I missed that train
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At the Golden Statue
[Super Metroid]
made from bristol paper, cardstock, & sketchbook paper
adhesives — sobo glue, super 77, and 5 minute epoxy
(water — clear epoxy resin)
June 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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How to block JD Vance on Bluesky
June 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Bought a denim jacket with the express purpose of making it into my own battlejacket

And by Jandalf I'm going to make it work or cry trying
June 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
For fucking Silksong's sake, it is the year 2025 so hOW DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO USE ZOOM AND CAMERAS

WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SINCE THE PANDEMI MOORE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN YOUR CAMERA SETTINGS

👏 WE 👏 NEED 👏 TECH 👏 LITERACY 👏 NOW👏
June 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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📢 Influencer marketing hopefuls, I'm helping @astragames.bsky.social find their new CREATOR ENGAGEMENT MANAGER (remote, NA work hours). 🙌🏻

You'll head up influencer strategy and campaign execution, tapping into an active community building mindset and a passion for strategy and systems games. 👇🏻
Astra Logical is hiring a Creator Engagement Manager
Astra Logical is seeking a Creator Engagement Manager to join our dynamic publishing team.
www.workwithindies.com
May 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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It's never too late to break up, quit, come out, move, transition, divorce, change your life, start something new. If you choose to stay with something that makes you miserable, you owe yourself a better justification than sunk cost.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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maybe next time, buddy <3
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
33 is a good birthday for surf n' turf.
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Here's my version once again, taken off my INPRNT - the last and only place you can get these very widely stolen, 10 year old fan art prints in any way that supports me directly. www.inprnt.com/gallery/miss...
April 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I'm just thankful we got Metroid during a time where people had to think before posting thoughts publicly. The second the "big reveal" happened that Samus was a woman would have made the current climate of some of the loudest minority shit themselves.
April 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Us: Nintendo, can we have Discord for the #Switch2, please?
Nintendo: We have Discord at home
"Discord at home":
GameChat – Nintendo Direct | Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Hillary Duff will return as Lizzie McGuire in “Avengers: Doomsday.”
March 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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i’m losing it
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Update: I haven't written a single fucking word, despite the notebook being on my desk within constant view.

I do want to do this, to remove the thoughts and feelings plaguing my brain, but it is a challenge to drive myself to start.

Also I don't think that white pen works, so.
I've been thinking about it a bit more often lately, but with the start of the new year, I think I'm going to keep a journal for 2025. Posting this for posterity and to keep myself accountable.

A year seems like such a long time, but you don't realize how quickly it goes. Memento Mori.
March 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love

(Miria is best girl)
March 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I got a very kind message from a Vampire Therapist player living under an oppressive religious government expressing some dismay that our Couples Therapy DLC would put a target on their backs.

If you live in such a regime, please pirate the game, and do so safely. And fuck your government.
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I am begging people to pull their self-serving heads out of their own asses.

I don't care if you are enamored with the smell of your own farts, but at some point you should have some humility, breathe some oxygen, and look past yourself.
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Are forearms still considered hot or have I missed that train
March 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pour one out for all of the shit we did over Skype
A message from the Skype CEO, @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Again—I realize X is awful, but I do not need an account with my tweets being changed back to my username and used to impersonate me. Or anything else they could do.

Please report it.
My X account got hacked, the name changed, and the email looks like it was changed to a bunch of racist slurs.

I’m gonna try to get it back but fuck.

Please report it if you can.
February 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
alright fine I'll buy this commander deck
The world is terrible, but finding out we’re getting a Final Fantasy cat-girl Warlock with art by @magalivilleneuve.bsky.social is definitely a nice little thing of joy.
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM