G Bird
@gwenloubser.bsky.social
I write screenplays. I love all things horror. I do primitive horsebow archer poorly.
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We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
"More stitches, less riches," says CNBC.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"More stitches, less riches," says CNBC.
A movie you've seen a dozen times & never get tired of:
REPO MAN
I've also listened to the soundtrack innumerable times.
REPO MAN
I've also listened to the soundtrack innumerable times.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A movie you've seen a dozen times & never get tired of:
REPO MAN
I've also listened to the soundtrack innumerable times.
REPO MAN
I've also listened to the soundtrack innumerable times.
I saw this and kinda wanted us to start policing male nipple visibility as a pushback against rising misogyny. But then I realized there's a significant chance enough fundies wouldn't get the joke and turn it into a real thing and now men are walking around overly conscious of their nipples.
Of course, no one thinks t-shirts are underwear anymore. The same is true of leggings. Most people would be shocked if a woman appeared in public in her actual underwear (by today's definition), but wouldn't react the same to the pic on the right. Thus, modesty has to be contextual.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I saw this and kinda wanted us to start policing male nipple visibility as a pushback against rising misogyny. But then I realized there's a significant chance enough fundies wouldn't get the joke and turn it into a real thing and now men are walking around overly conscious of their nipples.
In the 80s and early 90s, mullets were used in a lot of sci-fi/fantasy to signify the primitive. You saw that haircut, you knew you were dealing either a brute, or somebody familiar with the ancient ways.
This was my first encounter with the High Priest of Comedic Disdain himself, Richard E. Grant, as a young movie buff. I didn't see his Withnail or Dennis Bagley until long after I saw him in SPICE WORLD, as well.
"Take the blessed hammer! He can be crippled!"
#HorrorSky
#FilmSky
#MutantFam
"Take the blessed hammer! He can be crippled!"
#HorrorSky
#FilmSky
#MutantFam
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In the 80s and early 90s, mullets were used in a lot of sci-fi/fantasy to signify the primitive. You saw that haircut, you knew you were dealing either a brute, or somebody familiar with the ancient ways.
I have rewrited I need to do, which is why I'm posting so much. My brain is fighting me so hard on this. I'm wrestling with the urge to learn the entire history of the Gauls at the moment. Yes, the rewrites are due Friday but this feels much more important. Who exactly were the Gauls?
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have rewrited I need to do, which is why I'm posting so much. My brain is fighting me so hard on this. I'm wrestling with the urge to learn the entire history of the Gauls at the moment. Yes, the rewrites are due Friday but this feels much more important. Who exactly were the Gauls?
I'm geeking out so hard over Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul right now. There's a scene in one where you hear a norteño cover of a zydeco song Don't Mess With My Toot Toot.
I just noticed in BCS Coushatta, a zydeco song comes from a truck. I want it to be a cover of a norteño song SO BAD.
I just noticed in BCS Coushatta, a zydeco song comes from a truck. I want it to be a cover of a norteño song SO BAD.
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm geeking out so hard over Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul right now. There's a scene in one where you hear a norteño cover of a zydeco song Don't Mess With My Toot Toot.
I just noticed in BCS Coushatta, a zydeco song comes from a truck. I want it to be a cover of a norteño song SO BAD.
I just noticed in BCS Coushatta, a zydeco song comes from a truck. I want it to be a cover of a norteño song SO BAD.
I believe the Melvins psychicly predicted the existence of Biquette, the punk goat rescued from an abatoir by the Singaporean grindcore band Wormrot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMm...
Melvins - Honey Bucket (Official Video)
YouTube video by MELVINS
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November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I believe the Melvins psychicly predicted the existence of Biquette, the punk goat rescued from an abatoir by the Singaporean grindcore band Wormrot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMm...
Is there a zoom filter that minimizes forehead glare? I worry I'm blinding people.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Is there a zoom filter that minimizes forehead glare? I worry I'm blinding people.
3 years of every doctor at Sharp Rees Stealy being weirdly hostile except 1 who told me I'd have an easier time as his location despite my not saying a word about my previous diffuculty, it's dawning on me that my first terrible appointement resulted in something being put in my chart.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
3 years of every doctor at Sharp Rees Stealy being weirdly hostile except 1 who told me I'd have an easier time as his location despite my not saying a word about my previous diffuculty, it's dawning on me that my first terrible appointement resulted in something being put in my chart.
It's Thursday. My day to delete the week's accumulation of voicemails from northwest area codes that begin with, "Heythisis..."
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's Thursday. My day to delete the week's accumulation of voicemails from northwest area codes that begin with, "Heythisis..."
My love of Marcus the Worm definitely points to some pretty severe arrested development on my end. I'm aware of this.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
Marcus is in agony #roflgator #vrchat #vrchatmemes #marcus #funny
TikTok video by roflgator
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November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My love of Marcus the Worm definitely points to some pretty severe arrested development on my end. I'm aware of this.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
More evidence of improv here. The chicken soup is a callback. In fact, most every random utterance is then woven into what becomes an elaborate tapestry of callbacks. It becomes a fractal. A Mandelbrot set of callbacks.
www.tiktok.com/@marcus_worm...
www.tiktok.com/@marcus_worm...
TikTok video by The Cult of Saint Marcus
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November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
More evidence of improv here. The chicken soup is a callback. In fact, most every random utterance is then woven into what becomes an elaborate tapestry of callbacks. It becomes a fractal. A Mandelbrot set of callbacks.
www.tiktok.com/@marcus_worm...
www.tiktok.com/@marcus_worm...
Marcus has what we in the #autism community would call a "spike profile". He's involved in 13 separeat cartels but he doens't know how to swim or open a door.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
Do you think we will ever get to see Marcus's house in Seattle? #roflgator #vrchat #vrchatmemes #funny #marcus
TikTok video by roflgator
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November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Marcus has what we in the #autism community would call a "spike profile". He's involved in 13 separeat cartels but he doens't know how to swim or open a door.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
I'm obsessed with Marcus the Worm on tiktok. He's some guy on VRChat using text to voice and an avatar that's a cross between a worm and one of the cockroaches from MiB, and he channels the purest essence of dream logic.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
Marcus always makes his own rigatoni pasta #roflgator #vrchat #vrchatmemes #funny #marcus
TikTok video by roflgator
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November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm obsessed with Marcus the Worm on tiktok. He's some guy on VRChat using text to voice and an avatar that's a cross between a worm and one of the cockroaches from MiB, and he channels the purest essence of dream logic.
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
www.tiktok.com/@roflgatorvr...
Ignore the veracity. He's agreing w/ the complaint and promising change. Mamdani did that, too
It doens't matter if you think it shouldn't work or how great it would be if people saw through the lies.
This works. This is what people vote for.
It doens't matter if you think it shouldn't work or how great it would be if people saw through the lies.
This works. This is what people vote for.
Seriously? He has no idea how insurance works or how to govern. I’ll never get over 77 million people thinking a man this incompetent belongs anywhere near the Oval Office.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ignore the veracity. He's agreing w/ the complaint and promising change. Mamdani did that, too
It doens't matter if you think it shouldn't work or how great it would be if people saw through the lies.
This works. This is what people vote for.
It doens't matter if you think it shouldn't work or how great it would be if people saw through the lies.
This works. This is what people vote for.
Here's the thing: If you want to bag my groceries, by all means, have at it. If I start bagging my own, hands off. I've got a system. It's all mapped out in my head. It would take too long to explain. You'll make willy-nilly decisions and mess up my plans. You're a liability. Back off.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Here's the thing: If you want to bag my groceries, by all means, have at it. If I start bagging my own, hands off. I've got a system. It's all mapped out in my head. It would take too long to explain. You'll make willy-nilly decisions and mess up my plans. You're a liability. Back off.
"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches..."
GIVE US YOUR SOURCE!
GIVE US YOUR SOURCE!
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches..."
GIVE US YOUR SOURCE!
GIVE US YOUR SOURCE!
Every time I see an ad for a phone game, I'm kind of interested in getting it just becasue I'm curious to see how they went about making that simple, engaging game completely unplayable.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every time I see an ad for a phone game, I'm kind of interested in getting it just becasue I'm curious to see how they went about making that simple, engaging game completely unplayable.
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Are you hurting #wildlife without even knowing it?
Lots of things we do every day, whether in pest control or #PetCare, are detrimental to the wild creatures and plants we share the planet with. But product labels don’t tell us that.
We hope this new webpage can help ➡️ bit.ly/4qBspgt
Lots of things we do every day, whether in pest control or #PetCare, are detrimental to the wild creatures and plants we share the planet with. But product labels don’t tell us that.
We hope this new webpage can help ➡️ bit.ly/4qBspgt
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Are you hurting #wildlife without even knowing it?
Lots of things we do every day, whether in pest control or #PetCare, are detrimental to the wild creatures and plants we share the planet with. But product labels don’t tell us that.
We hope this new webpage can help ➡️ bit.ly/4qBspgt
Lots of things we do every day, whether in pest control or #PetCare, are detrimental to the wild creatures and plants we share the planet with. But product labels don’t tell us that.
We hope this new webpage can help ➡️ bit.ly/4qBspgt
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In lieu of gifts for her birthday, my bestie is raising money to feed San Diego given Trump's lawless withholding of federal food aid. Chip in if you have the means <3 www.gofundme.com/f/joelle-bda...
Donate to For Joelle’s Birthday, Help Feed San Diego, organized by Joelle Reeder
For my 52nd birthday on Nov 2nd this year, I'm asking for donations to Feedin… Joelle Reeder needs your support for For Joelle’s Birthday, Help Feed San Diego
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In lieu of gifts for her birthday, my bestie is raising money to feed San Diego given Trump's lawless withholding of federal food aid. Chip in if you have the means <3 www.gofundme.com/f/joelle-bda...
I was just making a note in the mac notes app and I mistyped. Turns out, if you type "e=", it autofills euler's number to the first three decimal places. It did the same here.
As a bit of a math nerd, that made me giddy.
As a bit of a math nerd, that made me giddy.
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I was just making a note in the mac notes app and I mistyped. Turns out, if you type "e=", it autofills euler's number to the first three decimal places. It did the same here.
As a bit of a math nerd, that made me giddy.
As a bit of a math nerd, that made me giddy.