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gwenloubser.bsky.social
G Bird
@gwenloubser.bsky.social
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I write screenplays. I love all things horror. I do primitive horsebow archer poorly.
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A white, female goat gazes in love and admiration as, a mere two feet away, a Wormrot member shreds on his guitar or shreds his guitar. I don't know the proper usage of shreds. Sorry I'm uncool. The guitar shredder and most of the people in the background are in jeans and a black t-shirt with a white image/text. The shredder has a green jacket on. there are jackets and hoodies worn by the audience. This is presumably Singapore. I lived there for six years. You really do get that used to the heat.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A man (Mads Mikkelsen?) in a fuzzy white turtleneck sweater and a black coat and pants sits with his finges woven between each other. He looks into the camera with a frank expressions. His hair is dark with a shock of grey from the right side of his forehead. Text reads, "i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me"
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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When you get a note about something you didn't do intentionally, it's clearly your shadow leaking into your story, and you realize you have work to do on yourself when you're done working on the screenplay. #scriptsky
Little girl with a yellow bow in her hair and a blue button down shirt drawing with a red crayon and also crying. Her head rests on her free hand and her face is red with emotion.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Awesome! Thanks! Here's a middle finger.
Male hand flipping the bird against a white background
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I watche Fat Man and Little Boy last night and experienced Broccoli not being Broccoli. I'm still recovering.
Still from Fat Man and Little Boy depicting Dwight Schultz, who also played Barcley "Broccoli" in Star Trech The Next Generation, playing Oppenheimer watching the detonation of the first atomic bomb. His protective goggles reflect a brightness greater than the sun's as he cowers behind a wall with an unilt cigarette between his fingers.
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Unsolicited hick pic
Large, scruffy man in overalls and a flannel shirt with severe dental problems and a sideways baseball cap.
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I get feelings again just looking at the poster.
Poster for the movie MAGGIE. Black and white picture of Arnold Shwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin (Little MIss Sunshine) from their chests up, torsos facing left, heads turned towards us. Shwarzenegger squints off to the right. He looks wary, concerned. Abigai looks sickly and stares at us with whitened irises. Stormy clouds fill the background. The top reads "SCHWARZENEGGAR BRESLIN" Below that is the word MAGGIE. There is a biohazard on hte upper right of the second G.
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I passed this poster ion my street today.
A poster adhered to a wall with red packing tape(?). Looks like it's for a missing dog before closer inspection. A picture in the center features a small, white dog laying on a car seat, looking into the camera. An x is carved onto his forehead, probably as a later edit to the picture. An actual cigarette is glued to the poster where the dog's mouth is and juts out of the poster. The yellow/orange border has the following writing on it: "WANTED! for crimes against humanity!!!" "Kitty Sympathizer" "As seen on TV" "He might be Iranian. ~ PeeWee Herman" "This message is brought to you by the ADA." ""If seen, call the FUCKING COPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "*Known in Reno as 'The Hammer'" "Tastiest Churro in San Diego. ~Guy Fierro" "I'd hit that. ~ P. Diddy" "IT EATS BABIES!!! - Newsweek" "We know what it did last summer. Siskel and Ebert"
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Evidence of my greatness.
An archery target made of cardboard layers compressed and tied together. THe upper region is shaggy, almost wooly looking from all the arrows. In the center is a round, green target -- just the center from a larger, rectangular target. It has four concentric circles drawn in it. An arrow has struck the target in the second smallest circle, just above the bullseye. An archery target made of cardboard layers compressed and tied together. THe upper region is shaggy, almost wooly looking from all the arrows. In the center is a round, green target -- just the center from a larger, rectangular target. It has four concentric circles drawn in it. An arrow has struck the target in the second smallest circle, a little to the right of the bullseye.
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Shot some arrows today
Archery block with 5 arrows in it. One of the arrows is in a playing card I was using as a target.
June 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This squirrel went into my bag to get food at the archery range.

So we gave her a banana.
A squirrel looks into a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel is fully plunged into a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel looks into the distance beside a blue purse. Both are on a picnic table. A squirrel on the ground beneath a picnic table bites into a banana with the peel still on.
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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fictional character test to get to know me me :')
A picture of Will Graham from the show Hannibal. He's got short, dark hair in a sweater with a high collar. He's unshaven, scruffy. JOel Barish from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in the window seat of a train. He's in dark clothes and a dark green beanie. He's smiling in a sad, wistful way. He's got stubble. Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers in a stylish light-blue t-shirt. Her large, thick-rimmed glasses are completely filled by the whites of her eyes and, nestled within that, the two black dots of her pupils . Her black hair is cut in a bob with a jaunty yellow barette on one side. Her mouth is a parellel line, hiding her emotions from you because that's private and none of your business. Eliot Alderson from Mr. Robot. in a black hoodie pulled over his head, partially obscuring his face. He's got a black backsack over his shoulders and he's eyeing us suspiciously. He's right to. We're up to no good.
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I tried again, being more clear.
Same as before, but this time, the comment reads, "It is incorrect to refer to a chimpanzee as a monkey. They are not considered monkeys. They are classified as apes."
May 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I saw this video on tiktok of a chimpanzee running to the arms of two people. The caption read, "This monkey was depressed at the zoo..."

Heads up, knowing the difference between a monkey and an ape is a violation of tiktok's community guidelines.
It reads: Comment Details. "That's not a monkey. It's an ape. Violation reasons. Community Guidelines Your comment is against our community guidelines.
May 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Smörgåstårta, the sandwich cake, may be what you're looking for.
Four layers of sandwich stacked on top of each other, "frosted" with what looks like cream cheese and decorated with slices of cucumber, radish, herbs, lemon and roe.
May 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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A pic you'd use as an album cover
Blurry shot of the back of a car covered in illuminated christmas lights at night. It's brake lights are also lit.
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.
Still from Jennifer's Body. Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried sit next to one another. The backgroud is a boxy, pixelated blur. Megan's long, straight, dark hair hangs loose over hoop earings. She's in a puffy, beige winter coat. Amanda's long blonde hair is pulled back and she has on small, round-framed glasses and has a regular jacket on over a hooded one.
March 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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A flyer taped to a wooden pole features a picture of a light brown horse standing in a residential looking hallway lined with doors. Above the picture it reads, "Have you seen this horse?" Tear-away slips at the bottom read "I have now". About 7 have been taken. Three remain.
March 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating/being married you?
This is a still from the movie Bug. The room is wallpapered with aluminum foil and lit by a bug zapper such that the color sceme is all blue. The character played by Michael Shannon is yelling and pointing at the character played by Ashley Judd. Shannon is shirtless with streaks of blood on his face and arm. He looks impassioned in a crazy, wild-eyed way. Judd in a bra and ponytail, cringes away from him with her hands raised, palms faced towards Shannon. The text reads, "You have to listen to me!"
February 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Never know what to do with these zucchini cylinders that are the byproduct of my little zoodle-maker.
The tops of three zucchini on a cutting board with a stalk of zucchini trailing down the center, making them look a bit like mushrooms. The stalk of the center one has broken off. The green top of the zucchini maker is above them, and below them is a chef knife.
February 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I found this example of Gen X invisibility googling about the effects of ketamine. I appreciate we were included in the list but everybody else gets associate with a spedific drug but we just get pills? What pills? Who knows. Valium? Delaudid? Allegra? Sure. All that.
Black text on white background that reads "Every generation seems to have an association with an illegal drug. Baby boomers had LSD, Gen X had pills and millennials had cocaine. So could ketamine be Gen Z's drug of choice?"
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A mapquest map of the lower part of the North American continent, top of Texas to the bottom of Nicaragua, westernmost tip of Texas to the Eastern edge of Haiti. Gulf of Mexico on this map is called the Gulf of Clown Comics, Fix Your Hearts Or Die
February 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
Stephen Rea as the detective in Citizen X hugs a book against his chest with his right hand. He's in a brown suit and blue shirt.
February 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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What is the coolest shot in movies?
A huge pit, the walls of which are inwardly cascading steps. The face of each step is lined with triangular stairs. This creates an almost fractal looking geometry. Dozens of men cloaked in black meander throughout these stairs. On a platform above all those, a man watches. He's in white with a red cloak adorned with eye shapes like those on peacock feathers.
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM