Xander S
@guyonthego.bsky.social
Typical mentally ill millennial 😂 - 🌈, married with 2 pups. 🍃🍃 Anytime! All thoughts and opinions are mine.
It’s Friday the 13th
This is your reminder to:
🔦 Stay out of the basement
🚪 Don’t answer the creepy knock
📱 And if your GPS says “recalculating” near a cornfield — turn around.
Horror movie rules are in effect:
No splitting up. No saying “I’ll be right back.” And definitely no summoning!
This is your reminder to:
🔦 Stay out of the basement
🚪 Don’t answer the creepy knock
📱 And if your GPS says “recalculating” near a cornfield — turn around.
Horror movie rules are in effect:
No splitting up. No saying “I’ll be right back.” And definitely no summoning!
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s Friday the 13th
This is your reminder to:
🔦 Stay out of the basement
🚪 Don’t answer the creepy knock
📱 And if your GPS says “recalculating” near a cornfield — turn around.
Horror movie rules are in effect:
No splitting up. No saying “I’ll be right back.” And definitely no summoning!
This is your reminder to:
🔦 Stay out of the basement
🚪 Don’t answer the creepy knock
📱 And if your GPS says “recalculating” near a cornfield — turn around.
Horror movie rules are in effect:
No splitting up. No saying “I’ll be right back.” And definitely no summoning!
If we don’t have capacity to investigate the results of the election, but given that Donald Trump has now plainly said that it was rigged in his favor *three times*, we think the media should look into it. At least ask him about it in a way that triggers his ego’s need to brag.
May 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If we don’t have capacity to investigate the results of the election, but given that Donald Trump has now plainly said that it was rigged in his favor *three times*, we think the media should look into it. At least ask him about it in a way that triggers his ego’s need to brag.
Pete Hegseth literally leaked classified military plans to a reporter through a groupchat, but DEI gave people jobs they don’t deserve. Got it.
March 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Pete Hegseth literally leaked classified military plans to a reporter through a groupchat, but DEI gave people jobs they don’t deserve. Got it.
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Get in the car boys we're driving 7 hours to Santa Monica next weekend just to yell "retire bitch" at Chuck Schumer
March 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Get in the car boys we're driving 7 hours to Santa Monica next weekend just to yell "retire bitch" at Chuck Schumer
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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
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@schumer.senate.gov vote no. What is the matter with you!
March 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@schumer.senate.gov vote no. What is the matter with you!
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🇺🇸DEMs NEED
👉Daily Press Briefings
👉LeftWingMassMediaEcosystem
👉Engagement Teams
👉RapidRespWarRooms24/7/365
👉COMMIT TO VOTE & GOTV
👉Fireside Chats/Rallies
👉Motivators/Cheerleaders
👉Civic Engagement
👉Charismatic leadership
👉ID what ppl need/want & give it
👉Drive the Narrative
👉Shadow Cabinet
👉TO WIN
👉Daily Press Briefings
👉LeftWingMassMediaEcosystem
👉Engagement Teams
👉RapidRespWarRooms24/7/365
👉COMMIT TO VOTE & GOTV
👉Fireside Chats/Rallies
👉Motivators/Cheerleaders
👉Civic Engagement
👉Charismatic leadership
👉ID what ppl need/want & give it
👉Drive the Narrative
👉Shadow Cabinet
👉TO WIN
March 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
🇺🇸DEMs NEED
👉Daily Press Briefings
👉LeftWingMassMediaEcosystem
👉Engagement Teams
👉RapidRespWarRooms24/7/365
👉COMMIT TO VOTE & GOTV
👉Fireside Chats/Rallies
👉Motivators/Cheerleaders
👉Civic Engagement
👉Charismatic leadership
👉ID what ppl need/want & give it
👉Drive the Narrative
👉Shadow Cabinet
👉TO WIN
👉Daily Press Briefings
👉LeftWingMassMediaEcosystem
👉Engagement Teams
👉RapidRespWarRooms24/7/365
👉COMMIT TO VOTE & GOTV
👉Fireside Chats/Rallies
👉Motivators/Cheerleaders
👉Civic Engagement
👉Charismatic leadership
👉ID what ppl need/want & give it
👉Drive the Narrative
👉Shadow Cabinet
👉TO WIN
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Forget Sexy…
We’re bringing measles back!!!
We’re bringing measles back!!!
March 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Forget Sexy…
We’re bringing measles back!!!
We’re bringing measles back!!!
Brunch with friends shrooms and Moana kinda afternoon...your 40s are awesome
March 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Brunch with friends shrooms and Moana kinda afternoon...your 40s are awesome
Reacher, yes please
February 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reacher, yes please
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The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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Melissa Harris-Perry. Tiffany Cross. Alex Wagner. Joy Reid.
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Melissa Harris-Perry. Tiffany Cross. Alex Wagner. Joy Reid.
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I know I'm just speaking into the void over here but #thetraitorsUS is FUCKING great tonight - THIS IS AMAZING!
a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man wearing a kilt
ALT: a peacock ad for the traitors shows a man wearing a kilt
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I know I'm just speaking into the void over here but #thetraitorsUS is FUCKING great tonight - THIS IS AMAZING!
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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
February 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.
It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
Ok so my husband and I are watching Grey's anatomy as our main binge show - y'all I'm only on season 3 episode 1 (Izzie's bathroom floor meltdown) they did her character so dirty!
a woman laying on a bed with the words " why am i alone " next to her
ALT: a woman laying on a bed with the words " why am i alone " next to her
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ok so my husband and I are watching Grey's anatomy as our main binge show - y'all I'm only on season 3 episode 1 (Izzie's bathroom floor meltdown) they did her character so dirty!
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Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
@resist.bot I adore your work - I check out what's trending and send my annoying congress people 3 to 5 times a week easy! A+ HIGHLY RECOMMEND
February 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@resist.bot I adore your work - I check out what's trending and send my annoying congress people 3 to 5 times a week easy! A+ HIGHLY RECOMMEND
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How was this contract awarded??!
A team from SpaceX is being brought in to overhaul FAA’s air traffic control system
A team from SpaceX is being brought in to overhaul FAA’s air traffic control system
Staff shortages are about to get even worse.
buff.ly
February 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How was this contract awarded??!
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Its 2027. A group of ragged children is skipping rope. Dirty and ill-fed, they chant “one, two, three, four, five, how do you think that you might die? Measles, polio, Covid, flu. TB, strep throat, malaria, too”
February 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Its 2027. A group of ragged children is skipping rope. Dirty and ill-fed, they chant “one, two, three, four, five, how do you think that you might die? Measles, polio, Covid, flu. TB, strep throat, malaria, too”
Y'all my Klonopin is klonopining just right.
February 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Y'all my Klonopin is klonopining just right.
@coloradopsychedelicchurch.com is the event tonight open to new people or members only?
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@coloradopsychedelicchurch.com is the event tonight open to new people or members only?