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Tessa Karlov
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Digital Necromancy // Cybernetic Desire
Cybergrind’s #1 burnout
As a kingdom hearts child, I was uniquely prepared to watch Magic the Gathering, another franchise I love, slowly bleed into IP amalgamation soup
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Hey, can you describe your wife with a single Kirby screenshot?”

Uhhh
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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To celebrate the return of cybergrind to the social media masses, heres some recent releases from our community!
check alt text for mini-review/links!

Cherrri - Th3.B3@st.With1n
Woundlicker - Haunted World Of Mirrors
Fear Gorta - s/t
FLCOY - Fearful Larks Contort Obstinate Youth
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Haunted World Of Mirrors is out now! maximalist gothic cybergrind for the living and the dead <3

@ampwall.com: ampwall.com/a/woundlicke...

Bandcamp: woundlicker.bandcamp.com/album/haunte...

on some streaming services now, and more of them soon!
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age?
HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almost finished writing the most vulnerable record of my life. If you think a song is about you, it probably is
January 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy 80 copies foil tine spiral remastered trinket mages.

Go into debt if you have to

Having 80 copies of foil tine spiral remastered trinket mages communicates status to players at your LGS and LGS owners
January 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Merry Questmas, everyone! ☃️
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I’ve peaked. Pure gender euphoria
A fox only account has followed me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Mine is an Empty House:
Midwest emo FFO: early modest mouse, have a nice life, newfound interest in Connecticut
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Beware of the IDM bro to PC Music/hyperpop girl pipeline
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
God, I hate who I am when I drink (midwest emo guitarist)
December 4, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Support your local Deleuzian puppy girl
December 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
The charts have been updated.

Defeated Sanity - 'Chronicles of Lunacy' debuts at #6 in the top albums of 2024.

rateyourmusic.com/charts/
November 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
My main hobby has been playing esper control in CEDH for the last 5 years. Tivit is my dream commander made flesh; I love this game and community
November 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Nooo don’t die, you still have to release that Cybergrind song about getting bred at a Garfield fan convention
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Now accepting patrons for my new urban fantasy series “Lord of the Ring Worm”
November 7, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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November 2, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Walking the dog.

Thanks for 2.1K!
October 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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October 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM