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retr0.id
computer, fetch my unread mail

[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]

thank you, computer
September 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Snoozy bean. 1815. www.rijksmuseum.nl/nl/collectie...
Very sweet pencil drawing of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting up in profile. Fine grey lines on off-white paper. The cat seems to be dozing happily and its tail is wrapped primly around its little white feet.
September 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
how many souls did the moon harvest tonight is the real question
September 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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im-all-id.me
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
September 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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mourilo.bsky.social
Threads? Bluesky? Nah I'm talking a real social app now
September 9, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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samuel.fm
when people ask for pinned posts and private accounts
xkcd comic: in CS it can be hard to explain the difference between the easy and the virtually impossible
September 6, 2024 at 7:05 PM