Jon Glen
@gureikitsune89.bsky.social
Full time lech, edgelord and sad boi. 18+ only please.
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Jon Glen
@gureikitsune89.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Few things you should know about me
Favorite band is Pantera and it's not even close
Favorite movie is whatever makes me feel at the time
Free Ukraine
Free Palestine
LGBTQ ally
Single player game supremacy
Have AuDHD
Am Demisexual/Hetero
Pronouns are He/Him
If you're down with all that add me ❤
Favorite band is Pantera and it's not even close
Favorite movie is whatever makes me feel at the time
Free Ukraine
Free Palestine
LGBTQ ally
Single player game supremacy
Have AuDHD
Am Demisexual/Hetero
Pronouns are He/Him
If you're down with all that add me ❤
@coophound.bsky.social I'm sorry I wasnt more clear in my post on Twitter. I agree that it's not quirky. I could have phrased things more specifically but I just wanted you to know I wasnt targeting you. I'm sorry again and hope you have a good day.
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@coophound.bsky.social I'm sorry I wasnt more clear in my post on Twitter. I agree that it's not quirky. I could have phrased things more specifically but I just wanted you to know I wasnt targeting you. I'm sorry again and hope you have a good day.
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I'm a simple man. Dont lie to me. Dont be mean to me. Dont be mean to others around me. That's literally it. All I want from life is peace, good food and maybe get laid once in awhile. And yet there are so many I've met who have to complicate things for no discernible reason. I do not understand.
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm a simple man. Dont lie to me. Dont be mean to me. Dont be mean to others around me. That's literally it. All I want from life is peace, good food and maybe get laid once in awhile. And yet there are so many I've met who have to complicate things for no discernible reason. I do not understand.
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The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
All I'll say, and its important to remember, is Democrats and Republicans are different wings on the same fuckin bird. Neither are really all that great for our country. The lesser of two evils is still an evil. Every election has been two piles of shit and you have to choose based on consistency.
September 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All I'll say, and its important to remember, is Democrats and Republicans are different wings on the same fuckin bird. Neither are really all that great for our country. The lesser of two evils is still an evil. Every election has been two piles of shit and you have to choose based on consistency.
This one got me BAD lmao
nancy reagan has competition for the throat goat
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This one got me BAD lmao
If you have to announce and explain how moral you are then you're lying to yourself. i.e. The "violence is never the answer" crowd is driving me nuts. They're Nazis. Every one of them is a fuckin Nazi. Why are we even entertaining a world where they deserve life? I am not taking questions.
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you have to announce and explain how moral you are then you're lying to yourself. i.e. The "violence is never the answer" crowd is driving me nuts. They're Nazis. Every one of them is a fuckin Nazi. Why are we even entertaining a world where they deserve life? I am not taking questions.
I think a lot about how if I were to suddenly disappear it would take people long enough to notice that most would forget about me before they even started to be concerned
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think a lot about how if I were to suddenly disappear it would take people long enough to notice that most would forget about me before they even started to be concerned
My brain lately: Hey you know how you're lonely all the time? Well here's a series of hyper realistic dreams that showcase what itd be like if you werent! Enjoy waking up!
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My brain lately: Hey you know how you're lonely all the time? Well here's a series of hyper realistic dreams that showcase what itd be like if you werent! Enjoy waking up!
Trump being concerned with going to heaven is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Like no bro. You raped children. You destroyed families and a whole ass country. Untold numbers of people have died due to you. You're not going to heaven. You're going to burn like a tire dump forever.
September 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Trump being concerned with going to heaven is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Like no bro. You raped children. You destroyed families and a whole ass country. Untold numbers of people have died due to you. You're not going to heaven. You're going to burn like a tire dump forever.
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I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
I'm not gonna lie chat I'm real close to just sayin done and fuckin off social media.
August 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm not gonna lie chat I'm real close to just sayin done and fuckin off social media.
Yall will never guess where I went today
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yall will never guess where I went today
The best glow up I've ever seen is Bryce Dallas Howard in the Jurassic World movies. Went from Claire to Mommy Claire real quick.
August 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The best glow up I've ever seen is Bryce Dallas Howard in the Jurassic World movies. Went from Claire to Mommy Claire real quick.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Let's do a little word association just say the first thing that comes to mind.
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Let's do a little word association just say the first thing that comes to mind.
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
My phone keeps telling me I'm running out of storage space. There are 27 apps on it, 3 of which are ones I downloaded. Guess which of those apps I'm able to delete?
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My phone keeps telling me I'm running out of storage space. There are 27 apps on it, 3 of which are ones I downloaded. Guess which of those apps I'm able to delete?
Sometimes I wish I had a partner but other times I'm okay not having one cause I'm telling ya they'd be in danger today.
August 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sometimes I wish I had a partner but other times I'm okay not having one cause I'm telling ya they'd be in danger today.
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Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
I have reinstalled Xcom 2
Pros: Its a really good game and I like it a lot.
Cons: I am really really bad at it.
Pros: Its a really good game and I like it a lot.
Cons: I am really really bad at it.
August 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have reinstalled Xcom 2
Pros: Its a really good game and I like it a lot.
Cons: I am really really bad at it.
Pros: Its a really good game and I like it a lot.
Cons: I am really really bad at it.
I am a simp. I can and will obsess and worship the right people. However I am not a sub. Never have been. Never will be. I gave it a try once and it did nothing for me. Nothing against subs. I love em to death. I'm just not one. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
August 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I am a simp. I can and will obsess and worship the right people. However I am not a sub. Never have been. Never will be. I gave it a try once and it did nothing for me. Nothing against subs. I love em to death. I'm just not one. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
For Demisexuals (or maybe just me) the line between love and in love is extremely thin and blurry and I spend an exorbitant amount of energy making sure I don't cross it because with how my life is right now taking that leap will only lead to frustration and heartbreak.
August 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
For Demisexuals (or maybe just me) the line between love and in love is extremely thin and blurry and I spend an exorbitant amount of energy making sure I don't cross it because with how my life is right now taking that leap will only lead to frustration and heartbreak.
I am who I am. I am what I am. That is enough for me. It should be enough for others. It often is not but I'm not going to try and fit into the ideals of another. I am me. I love me. And that is enough.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am who I am. I am what I am. That is enough for me. It should be enough for others. It often is not but I'm not going to try and fit into the ideals of another. I am me. I love me. And that is enough.
If you dont think The Mitchells vs the Machines is easily one of the top 3 animated movies of all time we probably arent gonna get along.
August 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you dont think The Mitchells vs the Machines is easily one of the top 3 animated movies of all time we probably arent gonna get along.