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feeble buffoon
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
being a red sox fan causes me to be in a constant state of wanting to beat myself to death
June 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have been in Texas for almost 4 weeks. I do not know what big red is and I'm too afraid to ask
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Mac McClung has won G-League MVP since I tweeted this. This man deserves real commitment from the NBA but the league is only willing to send him dunk-related booty calls. Tough to watch
February 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What the fuck
February 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
146 hours. All achievements didn't feel onerous at all here. Not quite 100%, still have 4 prophecies and a few other things to mop up, but not sure I'm going to do them. Very enjoyable game.
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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There is a major factor in the Juan Soto signing I think everyone is overlooking.

What if he simply wanted to grow a beard?
December 10, 2024 at 12:02 AM
reposting here because this probably got lost in the dying vestiges of twitter:

I got every zodiac zeta weapon in ffxiv. Don't do this.
November 29, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
November 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM