Frozen Gogurt
@gulchy.bsky.social
Never get taken to a second location
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
Avatar fans need to be studied, everyone has been talking about how the new villain has them on their knees barking and this is what they look like
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Avatar fans need to be studied, everyone has been talking about how the new villain has them on their knees barking and this is what they look like
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
Never has anyone taken as many pictures in their life as Jeff Epstein, truly he was devoted to photography thank god
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Never has anyone taken as many pictures in their life as Jeff Epstein, truly he was devoted to photography thank god
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Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit
It’s cool that every time someone can barely function as a person they have this deep seated innate desire to have like 13 children
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s cool that every time someone can barely function as a person they have this deep seated innate desire to have like 13 children
Seems really bad that in a couple year period Netflix, HBO, Warner Brothers, and Discovery became the same company
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Seems really bad that in a couple year period Netflix, HBO, Warner Brothers, and Discovery became the same company
I guess if they get rid of Hegseth for the war crimes they’ll just hire the pipe bomber who has clearly already shown desirable traits for the department of war
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I guess if they get rid of Hegseth for the war crimes they’ll just hire the pipe bomber who has clearly already shown desirable traits for the department of war
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This is a good argument for why we shouldn’t hide that we are socialists and we should loudly proclaim what that means !
870 out of 1201 (72%) surveyed Americans support ramping down harmful/unnecessary production/consumption, taxing the rich, universal basic services and guaranteed jobs, democratizing business, and ending exploitation of disadvantaged countries. As long as nobody gave a name to those policies!
I'm excited to announce this new study, published in The Lancet Planetary Health, which explores public support for degrowth and ecosocialist transformation. The findings are quite surprising.
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is a good argument for why we shouldn’t hide that we are socialists and we should loudly proclaim what that means !
He looks like he’d be one of the alternate skins for Gavin Newsom in a fighting game
BREAKING: Republican Matt Van Epps holds a deep-red House seat in a Tennessee special election, turning back a Democratic challenge, NBC News projects. nbcnews.app.link/jiMdIdNIMYb
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He looks like he’d be one of the alternate skins for Gavin Newsom in a fighting game
Recently got old as shit and started thinking Neil Young sounds good
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Recently got old as shit and started thinking Neil Young sounds good
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(Picking up phone) Hello? Yes. This is. I find Justinian I somewhat unfavorable. Thanks. You too. (Hanging up phone)
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
(Picking up phone) Hello? Yes. This is. I find Justinian I somewhat unfavorable. Thanks. You too. (Hanging up phone)
Genuinely the majority of people like maybe know these names. There’s no way this many people said “I agree with the policies of Marc Antony” they probably think he’s friends with Tommy Hilfiger
Cleopatra is the single most popular ancient figure* among Americans. Big potential support base for the "attractive maniac" candidate
* they didn't poll for Jesus, but to be fair I suspect he'd take the crown.
* they didn't poll for Jesus, but to be fair I suspect he'd take the crown.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Genuinely the majority of people like maybe know these names. There’s no way this many people said “I agree with the policies of Marc Antony” they probably think he’s friends with Tommy Hilfiger
Quentin Tarantino is Elon Musk for cinephiles
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Quentin Tarantino is Elon Musk for cinephiles
Sorry but I do think it’s funny that the internet is hosted by like 3 people and it now just turns off sometimes
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sorry but I do think it’s funny that the internet is hosted by like 3 people and it now just turns off sometimes
Crazy that someone in the Trump admins job is to just learn what song is really popular right now with gay people so they can ruin it by playing it next to a video of someone being violently apprehended
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Crazy that someone in the Trump admins job is to just learn what song is really popular right now with gay people so they can ruin it by playing it next to a video of someone being violently apprehended
I can’t stress enough that if you critically looked at like 6 different AI images you would accrue the skills necessary to then go insane from no one else realizing that they are looking at AI images
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I can’t stress enough that if you critically looked at like 6 different AI images you would accrue the skills necessary to then go insane from no one else realizing that they are looking at AI images
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I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
Trump posts:
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
I really do think that any democrat who voted to condemn socialism today not only shouldn’t be a politician but they shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car or shop at the grocery store alone
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I really do think that any democrat who voted to condemn socialism today not only shouldn’t be a politician but they shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car or shop at the grocery store alone
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
It’s crazy that Gavin Newsom’s job is just to be Aaron Rupar now and repost every Trump clip saying “What a jabroni!” In the caption
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s crazy that Gavin Newsom’s job is just to be Aaron Rupar now and repost every Trump clip saying “What a jabroni!” In the caption
They need to figure out another thing to do that isn’t looking at your phone. I never want to be seen in public looking at a phone ever again but also there’s only like 3 other things that you are allowed to look at
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They need to figure out another thing to do that isn’t looking at your phone. I never want to be seen in public looking at a phone ever again but also there’s only like 3 other things that you are allowed to look at
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.