country roads
take me home
to the D
PRK

[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that

interviewer: can i ask about this four year gap in your resume?

me: that's when i was in The Pit

interviewer: i'm not familiar is that a restaurant?

me: no it's a great big hole in the ground

i can never find a good way to phrase this, but: the way that every time a piece of work is automated, the nature of that work is transformed, and parts of it slip into or out of the defined nature of that work

Me and my dumb bitch friend telling each other exactlyyy