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singing to your kid(s) at bedtime is one of life's greatest gifts
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
singing to your kid(s) at bedtime is one of life's greatest gifts
Kissing your neck might help.
June 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Kissing your neck might help.
Do girls like baseball because there's a bunch of soft talk and then disappointmeant?
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do girls like baseball because there's a bunch of soft talk and then disappointmeant?
@crobertcargill.bsky.social did you plan for the 5 kids to show up as the time reads 1:23:45?😄
May 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social did you plan for the 5 kids to show up as the time reads 1:23:45?😄
@crobertcargill.bsky.social watching Black Phone with my kid right now.
May 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social watching Black Phone with my kid right now.
Everything reminds me of her.
April 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Everything reminds me of her.
Scrooge asking the boy "What day is it?" was fair cause it could have been any day before NYE.
December 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Scrooge asking the boy "What day is it?" was fair cause it could have been any day before NYE.
Christian Slater
Gleaming the Cube
(1989)
Gleaming the Cube
(1989)
December 26, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Christian Slater
Gleaming the Cube
(1989)
Gleaming the Cube
(1989)
Don't forget the Christmas blood!
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Don't forget the Christmas blood!
Who knew playing Excitebike with my kids competitively trying to break speed records on design tracks would be the highlight of Christmas break. 😄
December 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Who knew playing Excitebike with my kids competitively trying to break speed records on design tracks would be the highlight of Christmas break. 😄
I cannot comprehend how I very literally watched Don Jrs livestream on @davidpakman.bsky.social of Don Sr in the party tent on J6 but they say DJT was at the Whitehouse eating burgers. Zero news coverage. Rudy is broke because he was caught trying to rig 2020. There's video of fake electors. Wtf
December 22, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I cannot comprehend how I very literally watched Don Jrs livestream on @davidpakman.bsky.social of Don Sr in the party tent on J6 but they say DJT was at the Whitehouse eating burgers. Zero news coverage. Rudy is broke because he was caught trying to rig 2020. There's video of fake electors. Wtf
X's grandfather still used his phone that looked like this and I wanted to keep it cause I like that type of thing and because they ALWAYS talk about how special everything is but it turned out they actually just want money.
December 22, 2024 at 7:32 AM
X's grandfather still used his phone that looked like this and I wanted to keep it cause I like that type of thing and because they ALWAYS talk about how special everything is but it turned out they actually just want money.
If you used your mom's banana hairclips to pretend to be Jordi La Forge then you're the coolest.
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 AM
If you used your mom's banana hairclips to pretend to be Jordi La Forge then you're the coolest.
Parum-pum-pum-pum is just just the story in the song. The original was the beat from "Still Dre".
[after mary just gave birth in a manger]
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
kid: can i play drums in there?
joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine
December 22, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Parum-pum-pum-pum is just just the story in the song. The original was the beat from "Still Dre".
I'm newer on this site but y'all...? A guy jorkin to a 5 min video every other day isn't porn raddled brain.
HAVING TO STERILIZE YOUR OWN DILDOS IN BOILING WATER FROM DISEASES THAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF GIVING YOURSELF FROM... Yourself?
HAVING TO STERILIZE YOUR OWN DILDOS IN BOILING WATER FROM DISEASES THAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF GIVING YOURSELF FROM... Yourself?
December 21, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I'm newer on this site but y'all...? A guy jorkin to a 5 min video every other day isn't porn raddled brain.
HAVING TO STERILIZE YOUR OWN DILDOS IN BOILING WATER FROM DISEASES THAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF GIVING YOURSELF FROM... Yourself?
HAVING TO STERILIZE YOUR OWN DILDOS IN BOILING WATER FROM DISEASES THAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF GIVING YOURSELF FROM... Yourself?
Making shivs out of candy canes to get ready for family gatherings.
December 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Making shivs out of candy canes to get ready for family gatherings.
I bought so many dvds this weekend. My son (14) even asked for the @stephenking.bsky.social multipack so that we can watch them together. 🥲
December 17, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I bought so many dvds this weekend. My son (14) even asked for the @stephenking.bsky.social multipack so that we can watch them together. 🥲
Celebrating Christmas had just about gone the way of the dodo until Charles Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol"
The Grinch was a book and a nice cartoon you would see among holiday specials and it was sweet, a message about how Christmas comes from the heart. And now. Grinch merchandise every year to the point of nausea because that was such a great message and this is the licensed hell we live in
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Celebrating Christmas had just about gone the way of the dodo until Charles Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol"
If I was there, I'd call in sick and we could sleep. But I'll just have to dream.
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
If I was there, I'd call in sick and we could sleep. But I'll just have to dream.
Today, I took my kids Christmas shopping. Since divorce then pandemic then everything moving online it's just not been a thing but we braved the malls and it was fun. They were secretly telling me what they wanted to get for their siblings etc. We topped it off by getting old timey photobooth pics.💛
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Today, I took my kids Christmas shopping. Since divorce then pandemic then everything moving online it's just not been a thing but we braved the malls and it was fun. They were secretly telling me what they wanted to get for their siblings etc. We topped it off by getting old timey photobooth pics.💛
One thing about being an adult is the consuming public never asks what your favorite helicopter is.
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 AM
One thing about being an adult is the consuming public never asks what your favorite helicopter is.
You all should follow me cause I'm totally the Target Lady when you do and that's very kind.
a woman in a target uniform is saying here 's a wink for free
ALT: a woman in a target uniform is saying here 's a wink for free
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December 13, 2024 at 5:04 AM
You all should follow me cause I'm totally the Target Lady when you do and that's very kind.
Many US Provinces and Territories are unaware that their electricty comes from Canada. Canadians are very unwilling to accept American governance.
Can’t wait to turn off the power to the U.S.
Gonna be so toasty over here
Gonna be so toasty over here
December 13, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Many US Provinces and Territories are unaware that their electricty comes from Canada. Canadians are very unwilling to accept American governance.
Oh yeah, can you see them?
Out on the porch
Ah, but they don't wave
I see them
Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know
I don't want to stay
Make me cry
Out on the porch
Ah, but they don't wave
I see them
Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know
I don't want to stay
Make me cry
December 13, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Oh yeah, can you see them?
Out on the porch
Ah, but they don't wave
I see them
Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know
I don't want to stay
Make me cry
Out on the porch
Ah, but they don't wave
I see them
Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know
I don't want to stay
Make me cry