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Gabriel S. Jacobs
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Paleontologist. Schoolteacher. Big galoot. Bespoke homemade opinions. (he/him)
Arthropod enthusiast, echino-curious.
Eamus Catuli, illegitimi non carborundum.
this is an entry in one of those deliberately bad erotica contests
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I dropped a "chat, are we cooked?" on some students the other day and got an instant visceral reaction
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One of the best demonstrations ever of the perils of overthinking.
This Means War! - Duck Soup (9/10) Movie CLIP (1933) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Congratulations doc!
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"we're wolves not sheep"
you are monky
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Jews secretly control the world (we gotta get rid of them)" vs. "Jews secretly control the world (wow that's so cool)"
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
just casually running an ad with your opponent's face and a Magen David in front of a big pile of dosh
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
or have you CONSIDERED that Cuban-Americans are more susceptible to propaganda about SOSHULIZM because of their family history?

the majority of Cubans fleeing to America are from working class families, but you'd never know it from talking to Internet Leftists.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
he WHAT
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
a robot is typing on a white laptop
Alt: a robot is typing on a white laptop
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
that is DEFINITELY a creature from the Far Plane
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's especially nuts because she hasn't even waded into Israel/Palestine discourse more broadly, her position is basically just "we need to protect children, ALL the children"
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
less about saving children, more about publicly performing Save The Children

kinda like PETA in that respect
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"female centered interiors"

someone put a doily on his end table huh
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
no thank you

I'm going to Secaucus instead because the name sounds funny to me
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
oh thank God I'm not the only one who saw it
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
missed the mass shooting by the simple expedient of being laid up in the ICU at the time
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
מה לעזאזל?
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Reposted by Gabriel S. Jacobs
The problem isn't "we gave him money and he wasted it" it's that the job was represent and serve everyone and he only looked out for himself and his buddies
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM