Matt
@gryndyl.bsky.social
DM for friends | PM for clients | Curmudgeon | husband to an amazing woman and father to a wonderful child. Human rights for all.
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Wut
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Old an Soviet joke:
2 men are standing in the bread line in the USSR. After 2 hours of waiting, one said "I've had it! I'm going to shoot Stalin!"
He storms off. Returns a few hours later, looking sad.
"Did you kill Stalin?" The first man asks
He replies: "You think this line is long..."
2 men are standing in the bread line in the USSR. After 2 hours of waiting, one said "I've had it! I'm going to shoot Stalin!"
He storms off. Returns a few hours later, looking sad.
"Did you kill Stalin?" The first man asks
He replies: "You think this line is long..."
March 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Old an Soviet joke:
2 men are standing in the bread line in the USSR. After 2 hours of waiting, one said "I've had it! I'm going to shoot Stalin!"
He storms off. Returns a few hours later, looking sad.
"Did you kill Stalin?" The first man asks
He replies: "You think this line is long..."
2 men are standing in the bread line in the USSR. After 2 hours of waiting, one said "I've had it! I'm going to shoot Stalin!"
He storms off. Returns a few hours later, looking sad.
"Did you kill Stalin?" The first man asks
He replies: "You think this line is long..."
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Youve never heard of @team18f.bsky.social but if you’ve ever used a govt website, you have them to thank for it running smoothly.
And they were all just fired.
I have a feeling this is not something that R voters and constituents can twist, so I recommend sharing their story far and wide!
18f.org
And they were all just fired.
I have a feeling this is not something that R voters and constituents can twist, so I recommend sharing their story far and wide!
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Youve never heard of @team18f.bsky.social but if you’ve ever used a govt website, you have them to thank for it running smoothly.
And they were all just fired.
I have a feeling this is not something that R voters and constituents can twist, so I recommend sharing their story far and wide!
18f.org
And they were all just fired.
I have a feeling this is not something that R voters and constituents can twist, so I recommend sharing their story far and wide!
18f.org
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"Why do we tell stories? To try to make sense of a world that can be terrifying and enormous."
-Brennan Lee Mulligan
-Brennan Lee Mulligan
February 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Why do we tell stories? To try to make sense of a world that can be terrifying and enormous."
-Brennan Lee Mulligan
-Brennan Lee Mulligan
About once a year i end up watching the British spy series The Sandbaggers. I fully blame @mattcolville.bsky.social for this.
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
About once a year i end up watching the British spy series The Sandbaggers. I fully blame @mattcolville.bsky.social for this.
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
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STOP CONFESSING TO THINGS ON THE INTERNET
Hey um…children of illegal immigrants, please stop posting on TikTok that your parents/family aren’t here legally 🥲
January 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
STOP CONFESSING TO THINGS ON THE INTERNET
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Whoever runs The Carter Center socials & the photographer that captured this shot are national HEROES.
There is something so beautifully poetic about a narcissist being eclipsed by a statue of someone else 😭
There is something so beautifully poetic about a narcissist being eclipsed by a statue of someone else 😭
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Whoever runs The Carter Center socials & the photographer that captured this shot are national HEROES.
There is something so beautifully poetic about a narcissist being eclipsed by a statue of someone else 😭
There is something so beautifully poetic about a narcissist being eclipsed by a statue of someone else 😭
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Kyle is a brilliant person and dear friend. For those that can, we invite you to help him get back up and recovering. <3
Kyle Shire, our friend and coworker at Critical Role, lost everything in the fire in Altadena. If you have the means to donate, we've set up a gofundme for him to help
gofund.me/64794f4b
gofund.me/64794f4b
Donate to Kyle & Jon Phoenix Fund (Rebuilding after Eaton Fire), organized by Vinnie Singh
Dear friends and community,
I’m reaching out with a heavy heart … Vinnie Singh needs your support for Kyle & Jon Phoenix Fund (Rebuilding after Eaton Fire)
gofund.me
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kyle is a brilliant person and dear friend. For those that can, we invite you to help him get back up and recovering. <3
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Oh man, this
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Oh man, this
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Take this one to bed with you
November 29, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Take this one to bed with you