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manic pixie nightmare goblin™️
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queer, bisexual, polyamorous, ADHD, you know the drill. no i will not go climbing with you. she/her.
my partner watched avengers endgame yesterday. it came out in 2019. what struck me was that you wouldn’t be able to make that film now. a heroic billionaire? anything possible with one snap of the fingers and you don’t fix climate change or fascism everyone’s starting to see through it.
January 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
thinking about the time i met a blind pomeranian called chris who never bumped into things unless he went out for a walk on bin collection day 😭
January 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
my new year’s resolutions are:
-journal more consistently
-scrutinise bad stories about women in media more critically
-try all the pasta shapes
-offend ALL conservatives with my existence
January 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
people who say lying is bad have clearly never met someone who doesn’t lie. one of my partners once told me i looked like frodo with my haircut. he also said he could “tell i was unsure of myself” when i proudly showed him a video of me doing (nailing, actually) a move I’d learned in a class
December 28, 2024 at 1:29 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME
I EXPRESSED MY FEELINGS
AND I SET A BOUNDARY
December 26, 2024 at 12:11 PM
One thing i’ve noticed RE the Pelicot trial is people talking about how normal all the perpetrators were. Just ordinary men. I doubt i'm the only woman to be completely unsurprised by this.
December 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, bodily autonomy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
welcome to the [redacted] office, which we’ll be forcing you to come into 3 days a week from Jan for…reasons. you get the cheapest possible instant coffee, 4 microwaves for the whole 11-storey building, no food prep equipment, and the sound of everyone’s teams notifications pinging every 30 seconds.
December 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM
i wish to live in one of those little mouse holes you see in the skirting boards in cartoons. no rent. mouse friends. a mini babybel which would be a giant wheel of cheese you could all share
December 16, 2024 at 12:15 AM
one of the things about myself i’m most proud of is that i loathed elon musk way, WAY before everyone else did. i have been nursing a simmering hatred of that man since 2013. more than a decade. one third of my life. i got weird incel vibes back before the word incel even entered the lexicon.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
this gorgeous drawing came up on my insta feed today after weeks of the app shoving weight loss content at me. she’s so pretty and she looks kind of like me! i’ve been in a body dysmorphia hate spiral for weeks now but she’s making me feel a little better today. artist is spit_blossoms 🧚‍♀️
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 AM
my favourite thing on the internet the last couple days is leftists saying luigi mangione has been “milkshake ducked” cos he made some anti-woke tweets. oh im sorry is our fave LITERAL MURDERER not morally pure enough for you? lmao
December 10, 2024 at 10:08 AM
do we think luigi blew his back out for being too great at sex? like he’s such a generous lover that he refused to stop even though he was in pain because he cares about his partners pleasure so much? just going and going and going?
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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ME FROM 9 PM TO MIDNIGHT: I am exhausted

ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 AM
at this point in the film my boyfriend just turned to me and gave me the most long-suffering look
a woman in a pink dress is laying on a bed in a room
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is laying on a bed in a room
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 PM
i dragged myself into the office yesterday in a fucking storm and what do i get for my bravery? instant coffee and a guy trying to get me to sign up to crossfit. ME. CROSSFIT.
December 6, 2024 at 10:46 AM
help, i liked wicked but i didn’t LOVE wicked and now i feel like a bad gay
December 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
i’m at a conference for women with ADHD. about 30 people came in late - no shaming whatsoever. one woman’s brought her knitting. overhead one woman said “i want to track how many piles of stuff i have everywhere depending on where i am in my cycle”.
November 30, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
my therapist HATES my mother. to the point where she’s told me she thinks about how awful my mother is even outside of work hours. and honestly there is no form of validation more delicious than that
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
today on the polyamory docket: coaching a partner through relationship woes WHILE missing a long distance partner WHILE working through de-escalation with someone else WHILE also being really excited cos someone you fancy asked you out. people say “wow i could never” and like year fair enough tbh
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
gladiator 2 was bad for many reasons but the worst is how much we were queer-baited by paul mescal in those tiny little shorts and there wasn't even a molecule of gayness in the film. it was ROME. if you weren't topping a dude you were a sissy. COWARDS.
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM