Grumpist
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Grumpist
@grumpist.bsky.social
Dallas Mavericks fan for sale, NBA, things of that nature
When your team finally fires the demon who ruined basketball but your team still sucks ass
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and smiling
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and smiling
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November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Anthony Davis YOU are a Chicago Bull!
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We won.
Shams: Mavs officially firing GM Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hey Nico.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Yeah the vibes are bad but Nico Harrison is about to get fired so we’ve got that
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Don't like being everything is politics guy, but look what a single incompetent billionaire did to the Mavs in 8 months and then extrapolate that to the entire country
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ok, well, if you're really trying to both go down together, then meet me on my vast veranda, big dog.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
is NBA bluesky going to be mad if Dallas gets back-to-back #1 overall picks? Because... I PERSONALLY think that would be kinda cool, idk.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
is scoring 19 points in a quarter against the NBA's worst defense who is playing on a back-to-back good? Asking for the Dallas Mavericks.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think it's cool the Mountain Goats just keep making albums until everybody gets one for themselves.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
is there a sports science video someone can show me as to how the previous limits of field goal kicking have basically been completely erased over the past 2 or 3 seasons? What are they feeding these guys?! How are they doing this?!
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
NINE MORE INNINGS. NINE MORE INNINGS.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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When AD's Achilles eventually goes, Dallas is going to have $90M in dead salary between him and Kyrie.

Trade EVERYONE for as many 2026 picks as you can immediately.
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When AD's Achilles eventually goes, Dallas is going to have $90M in dead salary between him and Kyrie.

Trade EVERYONE for as many 2026 picks as you can immediately.
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my bad, y'all
get ready to hallucinate during the middle of the 16th, buddy
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
IKF is fielding while in a fugue state. He lived an entire life in between fielding and throwing that ball to 1st.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
They're going to run out of pitchers and then this game is going to go from neither team scoring for 7 innings to each team scoring 9 runs each hitting dingers off opposing 1st basemen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
CC: Dallas Mavericks
JJ Redick:

"It's hard to run offense without ball handlers"
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
2/3 of Americans support a government single payer healthcare system, including an increasing number of REPUBLICANS since 2021. What world are the people who wrote this stupid plan living in?
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Time to warm it up, Mavs fans
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I turned on the USWNT friendly 30 seconds late and somehow already missed a goal.
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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So far I hate watching Anthony Davis instead of Luka
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dallas Mavericks 2025-26 tipoff I love you all and I'll see you in hell.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM