Grumpist
@grumpist.bsky.social
Dallas Mavericks fan for sale, NBA, things of that nature
All four original members of Geese playing together again for the first time in years for President Elect Mamdani's inauguration in 2036
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
All four original members of Geese playing together again for the first time in years for President Elect Mamdani's inauguration in 2036
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We're going to win
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
We're going to win
Luka, just go to the Dallas locker room after this game and we'll protect you. You don't have to go home with the bad people.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Luka, just go to the Dallas locker room after this game and we'll protect you. You don't have to go home with the bad people.
Cashier at the comic book store said "oh this is a good one" and then everyone started clapping and two guys picked me up and put me on their shoulders, a child was crying
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Cashier at the comic book store said "oh this is a good one" and then everyone started clapping and two guys picked me up and put me on their shoulders, a child was crying
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It was Luka for Max Christie and Davis was thrown in to make the salaries match
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It was Luka for Max Christie and Davis was thrown in to make the salaries match
I like to reset the wifi router and then spend the time it takes to restart peeling a clementine extremely thoroughly.
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I like to reset the wifi router and then spend the time it takes to restart peeling a clementine extremely thoroughly.
Cignetti saying this on day 1 at INDIANA might — MIGHT — dethrone Jason Terry getting the Larry O'Brien trophy tattooed on his arm before the Mavericks 2011 season for backing up the biggest public display of over confidence in sports history.
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Cignetti saying this on day 1 at INDIANA might — MIGHT — dethrone Jason Terry getting the Larry O'Brien trophy tattooed on his arm before the Mavericks 2011 season for backing up the biggest public display of over confidence in sports history.
The Mavs v Knicks game has turned into 4 on 4 then a separate competition of Powell and KAT trying to kick each other in the nuts.
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The Mavs v Knicks game has turned into 4 on 4 then a separate competition of Powell and KAT trying to kick each other in the nuts.
the karaoke bar has Geese songs
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
the karaoke bar has Geese songs
this is the lineup the Mavs are rolling out on Seats for Hereos night. Why does Dallas hate the heroes?
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
this is the lineup the Mavs are rolling out on Seats for Hereos night. Why does Dallas hate the heroes?
Risacher, Kennard, Porzingis ruled out tonight in LA. Anthony Davis, pack your bags.
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Risacher, Kennard, Porzingis ruled out tonight in LA. Anthony Davis, pack your bags.
"The Potion Seller guy wrote Challengers" is my internal mantra when I need to feel good about something in the world
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
"The Potion Seller guy wrote Challengers" is my internal mantra when I need to feel good about something in the world
I don't care about the return. I actively dislike watching AD play basketball and want him off my team
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I don't care about the return. I actively dislike watching AD play basketball and want him off my team
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the mavericks are a very weird team, beating good teams and losing to bad ones. there are three categories that help explain the madness and I wrote about it for
@dmagazine.bsky.social www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...
@dmagazine.bsky.social www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...
The Mavericks Are Maddening. Here’s the Cheat Code To Understand Them.
They beat really good teams. They lose to really bad teams. How should you cut through the noise? Start with these three stats.
www.dmagazine.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the mavericks are a very weird team, beating good teams and losing to bad ones. there are three categories that help explain the madness and I wrote about it for
@dmagazine.bsky.social www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...
@dmagazine.bsky.social www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...
This is going to be unwatchable garbage, but the paycheck Elijah Wood is likely going to get for it will fund his ability to be a little weirdo who takes insane roles for the next 20 years
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This is going to be unwatchable garbage, but the paycheck Elijah Wood is likely going to get for it will fund his ability to be a little weirdo who takes insane roles for the next 20 years
Hitting a person with my car and calling it "regime change" of the crosswalk.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hitting a person with my car and calling it "regime change" of the crosswalk.
Those South Koreans were climbing fences and shit to stop their president from declaring martial law and then they sent him to jail
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Those South Koreans were climbing fences and shit to stop their president from declaring martial law and then they sent him to jail
Klay Thompson 1-6 from three
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Klay Thompson 1-6 from three
You know trading AD to Atlanta would be great for Dallas b/c the Hawks subreddit is crashing out over just the hint that they may trade for him.
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You know trading AD to Atlanta would be great for Dallas b/c the Hawks subreddit is crashing out over just the hint that they may trade for him.
If Atlanta is offering Zaccharie Risacher, a late first and expiring contacts, you don't let them off the phone until the papers are faxed and signed.
The Sunday Best around-the-league NBA notes that couldn't wait until Monday bring you the latest (LOTS) from NBA Trade Watch: tinyurl.com/ynkcw7te
Sunday Best: NBA Trade Season latest
On a Sunday night because this couldn't wait until Monday morning
tinyurl.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If Atlanta is offering Zaccharie Risacher, a late first and expiring contacts, you don't let them off the phone until the papers are faxed and signed.
Jason Kidd drawing up plays like
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Jason Kidd drawing up plays like
The Dallas Mavericks are whooping the East's top seed. They should let two Western conference teams be in the finals.
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Dallas Mavericks are whooping the East's top seed. They should let two Western conference teams be in the finals.
The Atlanta Hawks passed on Luka, then won the draft in between Wemby and Flagg. That's a very sad situation for them.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Atlanta Hawks passed on Luka, then won the draft in between Wemby and Flagg. That's a very sad situation for them.
The extent to which Dwight Powell has extended his career seemingly through the process of... taking his job seriously and not being problematic is pretty astounding by NBA standards.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The extent to which Dwight Powell has extended his career seemingly through the process of... taking his job seriously and not being problematic is pretty astounding by NBA standards.