J. Alan
@grumpieoldman64.bsky.social
Independent. Living life in the PNW. Mostly sarcasm with a little bit of serious. Ignores DMs
Iranians are protesting because they are unhappy with their government. Americans are protesting because they are (checks notes) unhappy with their government. OK, got it.
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Iranians are protesting because they are unhappy with their government. Americans are protesting because they are (checks notes) unhappy with their government. OK, got it.
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
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There are mother's in Africa telling their children to finish their dinner because of all the starving children in America.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There are mother's in Africa telling their children to finish their dinner because of all the starving children in America.
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If women ran the world there would be a lot less war but a lot more countries not speaking to each other.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If women ran the world there would be a lot less war but a lot more countries not speaking to each other.
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Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.
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This is brilliant! This is how you do it! This is how you do poltical action ... Truth Warrioring ... Mirth Warrioring.
#TruthWarriors #MirthWarriors #Portland #Frog #FunnyGod #FBR #resist #resistance #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #BLM #OWS #StrongerTogether
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
#TruthWarriors #MirthWarriors #Portland #Frog #FunnyGod #FBR #resist #resistance #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #BLM #OWS #StrongerTogether
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
We’re the Frogs (Portland, Oregon Peaceful Protest Anthem for the "War Ravaged" city)
YouTube video by Grandma Clanker | Warm Heart | Cool Creative
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is brilliant! This is how you do it! This is how you do poltical action ... Truth Warrioring ... Mirth Warrioring.
#TruthWarriors #MirthWarriors #Portland #Frog #FunnyGod #FBR #resist #resistance #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #BLM #OWS #StrongerTogether
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
#TruthWarriors #MirthWarriors #Portland #Frog #FunnyGod #FBR #resist #resistance #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #BLM #OWS #StrongerTogether
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
Fox News announcing Pam Bondi as a guest tonight in 1..2..3.
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fox News announcing Pam Bondi as a guest tonight in 1..2..3.
In 1939, Germany had the most powerful armed forces in the world. Less than 6 years later....
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In 1939, Germany had the most powerful armed forces in the world. Less than 6 years later....
It now makes sense why Trump is looking for a scapegoat in the cause of Autism. Barron is Neurodivergent.
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It now makes sense why Trump is looking for a scapegoat in the cause of Autism. Barron is Neurodivergent.
If elected officials can't get into facilities to see detainees, how the hell did a shooter get to them?
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If elected officials can't get into facilities to see detainees, how the hell did a shooter get to them?
Who writes shit on shell casings?
September 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Who writes shit on shell casings?
Ted Cruz conveniently shows up at an ICE shooting press conference in Dallas? Red flag
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ted Cruz conveniently shows up at an ICE shooting press conference in Dallas? Red flag
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
The other 57% think it's OK to be an asshole.
Shouldn’t the percentage of folks — white men included — self censoring at work be 100? It’s called being an adult and staying employed. Welcome.
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The other 57% think it's OK to be an asshole.
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
Elon turned on the Democrats because Biden wanted accountability for the billions in taxpayer money he kept asking for.
Chris Murphy: "The entire administration is a grift from top to bottom... it appears Musk didn't get everything that he wanted in this bill to help his companies, and so he's throwing a temper tantrum... you have to understand none of this is on the level. It's a bunch of thieves stealing from us."
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Elon turned on the Democrats because Biden wanted accountability for the billions in taxpayer money he kept asking for.
Well... Spring is here. Wife, " What are you doing?" Me, explaining my project. Wife, "Well, I think." Me, (knowing it would take 2 hours longer doing it her way)... Yes, dear.
May 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well... Spring is here. Wife, " What are you doing?" Me, explaining my project. Wife, "Well, I think." Me, (knowing it would take 2 hours longer doing it her way)... Yes, dear.
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
St. Francis brought another animal in need to us last night. He is resting comfortably at the emergency vet. They will nurse him back to health and offer him for adoption.
April 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
St. Francis brought another animal in need to us last night. He is resting comfortably at the emergency vet. They will nurse him back to health and offer him for adoption.
This is why. I called it 6 days ago.
April 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is why. I called it 6 days ago.
I called it. They've always been predictable.
April 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I called it. They've always been predictable.
By next week, the judge from Wisconsin will be a founding member of MS-13.
April 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
By next week, the judge from Wisconsin will be a founding member of MS-13.