old man boywife
@groceries.bsky.social
be the freak you wanna see
just don't follow me
*but actually don't follow me or I'll block you*
queer - any/all
DNI if you exist.
just don't follow me
*but actually don't follow me or I'll block you*
queer - any/all
DNI if you exist.
HAVIN A BIG OL FUCKING TIME
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
HAVIN A BIG OL FUCKING TIME
I knew a guy and it seemed better than my job at the time. Been there eight years as of last month.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I knew a guy and it seemed better than my job at the time. Been there eight years as of last month.
The only downside to alt text is seeing how many people refuse to use it correctly.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The only downside to alt text is seeing how many people refuse to use it correctly.
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Use alt text so my mute list works or get blocked idk
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Use alt text so my mute list works or get blocked idk
Don't start the "hear me out" conversation with me if you draw the line at Voldo Soul Calibur 4
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Don't start the "hear me out" conversation with me if you draw the line at Voldo Soul Calibur 4
I'm over here being suggested shit like injectable biologics and upadacitinib as my body falls apart, doing ERP therapy (horrible) to even be ABLE to treat my illness, and my family is like "come to Thanksgiving, we invited your conspiracy theory uncle, none of us have masked in four years"
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm over here being suggested shit like injectable biologics and upadacitinib as my body falls apart, doing ERP therapy (horrible) to even be ABLE to treat my illness, and my family is like "come to Thanksgiving, we invited your conspiracy theory uncle, none of us have masked in four years"
Denny: they should make a Drew Badden
Me: this is Danny Gonzalez
Me: this is Danny Gonzalez
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Denny: they should make a Drew Badden
Me: this is Danny Gonzalez
Me: this is Danny Gonzalez
Fingers crossed this is the last time I wake up to gunfire in or around my building.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fingers crossed this is the last time I wake up to gunfire in or around my building.
It's me I'm bogles
W vs Bogles in 3.
Always gotta pair against the person you drove here with.
Punted my game 2 by tapping my only black source and died with an edict in hand. Whoops.
Always gotta pair against the person you drove here with.
Punted my game 2 by tapping my only black source and died with an edict in hand. Whoops.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's me I'm bogles
My god. Yesterday it was orange and pretty outside and all of the leaves turned grey and fell off OVERNIGHT.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My god. Yesterday it was orange and pretty outside and all of the leaves turned grey and fell off OVERNIGHT.
I don't HAVE a joke to make about this so I'll just say it: I trained the fuck out of my glute meds for no reason and now my butt is the weirdest it has ever looked. I grew my hips multiple inches. Like several. For WHAT. For what?? For no reason?????
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't HAVE a joke to make about this so I'll just say it: I trained the fuck out of my glute meds for no reason and now my butt is the weirdest it has ever looked. I grew my hips multiple inches. Like several. For WHAT. For what?? For no reason?????
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
"every drug store shampoo causes hair loss suddenly!" "everything tastes weird now, they're adding chemicals to the food!" "candle brands are skimping on the fragrance wtf"
bro how many times have you had covid
bro how many times have you had covid
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"every drug store shampoo causes hair loss suddenly!" "everything tastes weird now, they're adding chemicals to the food!" "candle brands are skimping on the fragrance wtf"
bro how many times have you had covid
bro how many times have you had covid
Exactly exactly
No actually yeah you're right @groceries.bsky.social it IS possible that Ronald Reagan could have gifted a chimpanzee to Adolf Hitler. The dates line up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Exactly exactly
40 degree temperature swing this week, what could possibly go wrong
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
40 degree temperature swing this week, what could possibly go wrong
Me: I have this weird symptom
Doctor: ummmm, that's a weird symptom
Me: ok I take it back
Doctor: ummmm, that's a weird symptom
Me: ok I take it back
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Me: I have this weird symptom
Doctor: ummmm, that's a weird symptom
Me: ok I take it back
Doctor: ummmm, that's a weird symptom
Me: ok I take it back
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Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
Whoever named it the nervous system was really onto something
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Whoever named it the nervous system was really onto something
Complimenting my partner by saying "that goat you pet earlier is definitely going to remember you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Complimenting my partner by saying "that goat you pet earlier is definitely going to remember you"
Someone stole two 20lb dumbbells from the gym which sucks but is objectively funny to picture
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Someone stole two 20lb dumbbells from the gym which sucks but is objectively funny to picture
Technically I should increase my tolerance to bullshit but I REALLY shouldn't have to.
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Technically I should increase my tolerance to bullshit but I REALLY shouldn't have to.
Genuinely going on an email rampage that will either get me in trouble or fix all of my shit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Genuinely going on an email rampage that will either get me in trouble or fix all of my shit.
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Sweeney Teeny
The Deemy Beeby of Fleeby Streeby
The Deemy Beeby of Fleeby Streeby
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sweeney Teeny
The Deemy Beeby of Fleeby Streeby
The Deemy Beeby of Fleeby Streeby
Come to my house I will diagnose you with oral allergy syndrome
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Come to my house I will diagnose you with oral allergy syndrome