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old man boywife
@groceries.bsky.social
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be the freak you wanna see
just don't follow me
*but actually don't follow me or I'll block you*
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I do genuinely believe this though
Denny reaching over a fence to pet a very friendly goat. The goat is STOKED about the pets.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The TRADE OFFER meme with the text: "I receive: literally just a response to any of my emails" on the left and "you receive: ACTUALLY MULTIPLE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS" on the right.
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
groceries.bsky.social
Alright
My hand in a fucking thumb splint!
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Jar Jar Binks with his middle finger up, on a black background, with white text "FUCK OFF MOM AND DAD" in the foreground.
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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An extremely wide stretched out image of Uncle Fester's face (90s Addams Family movie era), cropped badly, on a white background. To the left of the face is "unle feser" in black lowercase text, and an arrow pointing at the face.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Deep fried image of Larry the cucumber wearing pants, maybe jeans, which is notable because he famously doesn't have legs. In bold, bulging, white text right above Larry's head, "AIGHT"
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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No. We've been through this.
Screenshot of a weather app showing highs in the 80s and low 90s which is too hot and it's literally fall!
September 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Yeah! I never really kept up with who was who so I am, again, guessing, but the timing and the switched roles at that particular show seem to match up.
A blue guitar pick with the ghost logo and brand name tortex
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Repairs are looking good!
A busted ass section of nasty ceiling, painted over cracks and mold. It is NOT looking good.
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Another day hitting my fiber goals
💪🙂‍↕️👍
App screenshot with listed nutrient goals. Below it is a large banner ad with a rainbow flag and "AM I GAY?" in huge text.
September 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Am I asking for something unreasonable
A gym cable machine pulley carriage, visible dust clogging the machine and preventing it from moving properly.
September 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Folks, they painted over the mold.
A hole in a white ceiling with TWO shitty patch jobs The previous mold spot peeking through a single layer of white paint
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Squeezing in one last leg day before the gym closes for maintenance. I can tell they actually looked at it this time because the big mold spot has been poked in for some reason. It has spread even more.
A badly patched area of white ceiling, one small part of it is now dented and the dent is full of and surrounded by grey-green mold. The mold has spread compared to previous photos. A crack in a white ceiling, with mold growing around the crack. A crack in a white ceiling, with mold growing near the crack.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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YES BITCH!
An email from my apartment management in which I WIN BIG TIME: Dear Residents, We’re excited to let you know that the community gym will be getting some much-needed maintenance next week! To make these improvements, the gym will be closed all day on Tuesday, September 9, and Wednesday, September 10. During this time, the key pad will not be operational. We know the gym is a favorite spot for many of you, and we appreciate your patience while we take these steps to keep it in great shape for your use. Our goal is to make sure it continues to be a safe, clean, and enjoyable space for everyone.
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Ball is back in their court, like it has been this entire time. It's their ball that I pay to use. Gym was upgraded maybe six months ago.
A text that says "Good afternoon. I wish I had a nicer way to say this, but I have to be pretty direct here. I don't think the mold in the gym has been addressed. It has visibly spread since I reported it three weeks ago. Machines that still look brand new are already becoming stuck and difficult to use because they're full of dust and spider webs. There are still potato chips on the floor from July. It's sad to watch these nice new things degrade so quickly due to lack of upkeep. I'm doing what I can, including cleaning up dirt and sweat after other tenants multiple times a week, but I just thought you should know the state of things. Thank you."
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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9/2 update
A badly patched area on a white ceiling, with a big spot (kind of pretzel shaped) of grey mold. A crack in the white ceiling with a small patch of grey mold
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I should have posted this when I realized they didn't intend to do anything about it, which was August 12th. So pretend I did that, and here's an update: it spread! Haven't seen this spot before today.
A crack in the white ceiling, with a light patch of grey mold.
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Gym mold thread: I reported this spot on the ceiling weeks ago and I will keep taking pictures until they fix it.
A badly patched area on a white ceiling, with a big spot (kind of pretzel shaped) of grey mold.
September 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Making me tap the sign.
Illustration of Batman breaking a gun in half and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." but the gun says "AI (even if you're making fun of it)"
August 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Some absolute sucker dropped a huge bag of gems and crystals on the ground. They're not getting this back lmao I'm eating all of it.
Someone very clearly emptied a fishtank in the grass
July 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I'm not going back to copy the text from several reposts ago but the prompt is post your most recent pet picture but no one cares if you cheat. Doesn't MATTER look at THIS
Lira the cat sitting on my lap, rubbing her face against my hand. She looks silly.
July 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it?

I could be okay with this.
What looks like a social media Q&A feature, with the question "Do you know how to twerk?" Over a photo of disgruntled Matthew Lillard
July 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Post a warning
Photo of Star Trek Chief Miles O'Brien with the text: WHAT IF I PISTOL WHIPPED YOU AS HARD AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE?
June 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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You will literally never convince me to stop using block lists. I got to miss this whole thing because I've unknowingly had her blocked for months. Blessed.
Screenshot of a blocked bluesky account: Megan McArdle @mcmegab.bsky.social User blocked by "A Very British Bigotry"
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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They're dating and her friends are trying to be supportive but they have some concerns to address before he's invited to group outings.
Exciting Macaron Labubu in Green Grape laying on a table next to a horrible little bootleg labubu with a rubbed off nose and random threads sticking out of his head. The bootleg one is brown but I don't think it's the right brown.
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM