Goodbye Wyoming, it was good when it lasted but I’m a midwestern boy and I gotta head back home now
August 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Goodbye Wyoming, it was good when it lasted but I’m a midwestern boy and I gotta head back home now
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*Obama as he morphs into multiple ungulates*
Uhhhhhh let me be deer
Uhhhhhh let me be deer
*Alcoholic beverage Obama*
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
*sexy Obama*
Uhhhhh let me wear sheer
Uhhhhh let me wear sheer
August 3, 2023 at 11:39 PM
*Obama as he morphs into multiple ungulates*
Uhhhhhh let me be deer
Uhhhhhh let me be deer
*Alcoholic beverage Obama*
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
*sexy Obama*
Uhhhhh let me wear sheer
Uhhhhh let me wear sheer
*rancher Obama*
Uhhhhh let me rope steers
Uhhhhh let me rope steers
August 3, 2023 at 11:31 PM
*Alcoholic beverage Obama*
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
Uhhhhhh let me be beer
I didn’t die out in Montana, no lord
You let me get back to my home land, and I’m going to hold on to her hand
You let me get back to my home land, and I’m going to hold on to her hand
July 23, 2023 at 6:18 AM
I didn’t die out in Montana, no lord
You let me get back to my home land, and I’m going to hold on to her hand
You let me get back to my home land, and I’m going to hold on to her hand
A bear breathing a sigh of relief after not being caught in someone’s trash
July 22, 2023 at 2:00 AM
A bear breathing a sigh of relief after not being caught in someone’s trash
Me when Joe Diffie starts shredding on guitar mid song
July 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Me when Joe Diffie starts shredding on guitar mid song
Bears after a long day at the getting into peoples trash cans factory
July 19, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Bears after a long day at the getting into peoples trash cans factory
Great things going on on bluesky
July 18, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Great things going on on bluesky
Me at the grocery store buying beer
July 18, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Me at the grocery store buying beer
Ngl I’m absolutely hammered rn and I got a job offer.
I will piss everywhere
I will piss everywhere
July 15, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Ngl I’m absolutely hammered rn and I got a job offer.
I will piss everywhere
I will piss everywhere
I am for hire, for 20$ an hour I will absolutely whip crab apples at your home and windows for hours on end.
July 13, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I am for hire, for 20$ an hour I will absolutely whip crab apples at your home and windows for hours on end.
I have an interview tomorrow during work, what excuse do I use to come in hella late so I can get this interview done
July 6, 2023 at 1:00 PM
I have an interview tomorrow during work, what excuse do I use to come in hella late so I can get this interview done
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if you’re late for work make some motherfucking noise
July 6, 2023 at 12:36 PM
if you’re late for work make some motherfucking noise
Sending Garfield reaction images in the work Teams Group Chat
June 26, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Sending Garfield reaction images in the work Teams Group Chat
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you will drink the grimace shake and you will enjoy it
June 22, 2023 at 9:10 PM
you will drink the grimace shake and you will enjoy it
Asking the old guy I’m on the phone with if he can email me the PDFs knowing damn well I’m never getting them.
Should’ve asked for a carrier pigeon for work.
Should’ve asked for a carrier pigeon for work.
June 23, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Asking the old guy I’m on the phone with if he can email me the PDFs knowing damn well I’m never getting them.
Should’ve asked for a carrier pigeon for work.
Should’ve asked for a carrier pigeon for work.
Didn’t get the Grimace shake and Big Mac
June 23, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Didn’t get the Grimace shake and Big Mac
Listening to this while picking up a case of beer after work
June 22, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Listening to this while picking up a case of beer after work