Dr. Gregory House
@greg-house.bsky.social
Board Certified Diagnostician at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Everybody lies.
How many of my followers on here are autistic
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How many of my followers on here are autistic
I'm still alive
July 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm still alive
Burn you stupid bitch
July 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Burn you stupid bitch
15 MG OF MOUSE BITES, STAT
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
15 MG OF MOUSE BITES, STAT
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Your word is the law, Dr Gregory House
July 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Your word is the law, Dr Gregory House
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Please enjoy my latest updated version of Detox that I’ve been struggling to draw for about a year.. I think I may actually like this one
#housemd #housemdfanart #fanart
#housemd #housemdfanart #fanart
July 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Please enjoy my latest updated version of Detox that I’ve been struggling to draw for about a year.. I think I may actually like this one
#housemd #housemdfanart #fanart
#housemd #housemdfanart #fanart
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He looks like he just went to the bathroom in the other room and came to tell you about it
This is what haunts my bathroom. If you go to the bathroom and try to close the door, he appears.
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He looks like he just went to the bathroom in the other room and came to tell you about it
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I have a collection of reskinned House MD drawings to match some of my OCs lol
July 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a collection of reskinned House MD drawings to match some of my OCs lol
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//ooc I really wanna recruit different house md characters as part of this whole parody thing
I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
July 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
//ooc I really wanna recruit different house md characters as part of this whole parody thing
I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
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rugged individualist hamburger. hamburger that pulls itself up by the bootstraps. hamburger that doesn't need a fucking helper
July 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
rugged individualist hamburger. hamburger that pulls itself up by the bootstraps. hamburger that doesn't need a fucking helper
A trans woman runs this account
She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch
July 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A trans woman runs this account
She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch
July 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch
Feed me dirt
i wasn’t gonna post this bc it’s an artfight attack and the creator of the character isn’t on here but like
look at this
i haven’t even watched house
#artfight #house #housemd #teamcrystal
look at this
i haven’t even watched house
#artfight #house #housemd #teamcrystal
July 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Feed me dirt
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he's helping me stop procrastinating
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
he's helping me stop procrastinating
House Em Deez Nuts
July 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
House Em Deez Nuts
A patient just asked me what her pin to her credit card was
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A patient just asked me what her pin to her credit card was
Oh man this is gonna be so funny
The US Department of Defense will reportedly start using Grok, Elon Musk’s AI model.
July 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh man this is gonna be so funny
Wilson I'm gay let's fuck
July 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wilson I'm gay let's fuck
They made this game so realistic
July 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They made this game so realistic
Fuck Donald Trump
June 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fuck Donald Trump
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this is how i feel whenever my leg goes numb for a brief moment
May 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this is how i feel whenever my leg goes numb for a brief moment
I call this Vicodin, rhymes with Grug
May 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I call this Vicodin, rhymes with Grug