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if a drag queen hasn’t done a severance themed performance to perfect celebrity yet then you’re welcome and if they have someone tag me
March 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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buying your dna sequence from the 23andMe bankruptcy auction so I can make a stupid clone that sucks
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
why do lyft drivers only listen to radio stations that play 100% ads
March 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
micro dosing some childhood trauma tonight
March 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I don’t buy books on Amazon. Leftover from my previous life as an indie bookseller.

If you are freshly anti-Bezos, some of my favorite options:

📕 Buy Locally! Hopefully you still have a local bookshop.

📕 Bookshop.org

📕 Audio: Libby, Hoopla, Chirp, Spotify.
March 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
great news; my silly little dress up game now has a battle mechanic
👊😤💅
March 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
low-key, the 2011 Footloose remake is not too shabby.
March 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bowen Yang at the Oscars. Ira Madison on The Floor. HUGE month for podcasters.
March 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Reacher has gotta be the funniest show in existence.

Entire show about a big guy that extrajudicially murders dozens of people in between scenes where he turns to the camera and says “I am a liberal and in this house we believe in WOMEN’S RIGHTS”
March 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it’s so crazy how people thrown down for corporations. like wild! 🤭
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
boycott amazon 24/7!!!
Boycott Amazon from March 7-14. No Whole Foods. No Prime. No audible. #resist
March 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Consumers are being sold an illusion of ownership. "Buy" a digital movie, an e-book, or a game today? Tomorrow, it could vanish. 🕳️

Senator @wyden.senate.gov is calling on the FTC to crack down on this digital "bait-and-switch." ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/02/28/w...

What's at stake? 🧵
Wyden to FTC: Stop digital “bait-and-switch” sales | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
actual photo of me watching the phillies play simultaneous ST games
March 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Phillies should start dressing like the Party Animals. The crop tops seem more aerodynamic.
March 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This piece is a celebration of the fine art of procrastination!

#art #embroidery #popculture #handmade
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reacher is definitely more naked this season. Everyone watch Reacher. for the plot. and articles.
February 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
love to use my gender dysphoria to draft dodge!!
Wow—Trump is firing and banning all trans people from the military, per DoD memo.

“Military service by members and applicants for military service who have a current diagnosis or history of, or exhibit symptoms consistent with, gender dysphoria is incompatible with military service.”

Part of memo:
February 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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One reason I still wear a mask when I travel is cause you literally cannot trust people not to get on a plane with measles
February 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
McDonalds has been doing this for decades. Their fries are made with beef fat.
February 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
ECIN
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i can’t believe they made a bigger guy
February 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
we’re so back 😞
February 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
what do you mean you had Quinta Brunson judging the week of snatch game but instead of having her as one of the contestants you have a weird fake ai buttplug….?
February 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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