Year two being in the top 100 listeners for Orla Gartland on Apple Music. Not sure if Apple is lying to me or if I’m just goin through it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Year two being in the top 100 listeners for Orla Gartland on Apple Music. Not sure if Apple is lying to me or if I’m just goin through it.
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No offense but like you can conjure a lover if you want. It's called fantasizing. It's free & doesn't pollute the environment.
July 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No offense but like you can conjure a lover if you want. It's called fantasizing. It's free & doesn't pollute the environment.
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It’s important to stand up for yourself. :-)
June 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s important to stand up for yourself. :-)
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"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
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Unfortunately I have been forced by management to go on strike from folding my own laundry and will not be returning until conditions meaningfully improve
May 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Unfortunately I have been forced by management to go on strike from folding my own laundry and will not be returning until conditions meaningfully improve
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Getting this shirt for my six year old
May 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Getting this shirt for my six year old
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Recession indicator
May 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Recession indicator
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Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
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Trump thought he could open up a national monument to commercial fishing without a fight?
Think again, bub.
biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
Think again, bub.
biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
Lawsuit Challenges Trump Order Opening Pacific Monument to Commercial Fishing
HONOLULU— Kāpaʻa, the Conservation Council for Hawai‘i and the Center for Biological Diversity, represented by Earthjustice, filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration today challenging its ille...
biologicaldiversity.org
May 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump thought he could open up a national monument to commercial fishing without a fight?
Think again, bub.
biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
Think again, bub.
biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
It’s 2025, let’s bring back flagging. I don’t know how else to tell the ladies I’m trynna have a gay ass summer but be coy about it.
May 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s 2025, let’s bring back flagging. I don’t know how else to tell the ladies I’m trynna have a gay ass summer but be coy about it.
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Any museum can be an interactive museum if you have the courage
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Any museum can be an interactive museum if you have the courage
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Black smoke above the chapel indicating that we will have our first trucker pope
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Black smoke above the chapel indicating that we will have our first trucker pope
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Gotta love legacy media innocently dropping the term "rawdogging" into a discussion on the conclave because they, apparently, aren't aware of its origin.
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gotta love legacy media innocently dropping the term "rawdogging" into a discussion on the conclave because they, apparently, aren't aware of its origin.
This guy ate a dog treat and followed it up by saying “I eat dog treats so girls know I’m down to eat anything”
May 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This guy ate a dog treat and followed it up by saying “I eat dog treats so girls know I’m down to eat anything”
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Filler: doom scrolling
Thriller: shroom scrolling
Thriller: shroom scrolling
May 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Filler: doom scrolling
Thriller: shroom scrolling
Thriller: shroom scrolling
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I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
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Me and the homies pregaming a little nature in the park before we head into the woods
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Me and the homies pregaming a little nature in the park before we head into the woods
People who keep their read receipts on for everyone are fascinating to me. How do they do it? Confidence? Insanity?
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
People who keep their read receipts on for everyone are fascinating to me. How do they do it? Confidence? Insanity?
When telling a story about your ex here are a few options of phrases to use instead of “my ex”
-old roommate
-carpool pal
-picnic buddy
-dude from my apartment building
-homework homie
-previous client
The options are endless.
-old roommate
-carpool pal
-picnic buddy
-dude from my apartment building
-homework homie
-previous client
The options are endless.
January 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When telling a story about your ex here are a few options of phrases to use instead of “my ex”
-old roommate
-carpool pal
-picnic buddy
-dude from my apartment building
-homework homie
-previous client
The options are endless.
-old roommate
-carpool pal
-picnic buddy
-dude from my apartment building
-homework homie
-previous client
The options are endless.
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Keep It Clean! 🐟
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Keep It Clean! 🐟
This is the 3rd year in a row where I lie to myself that I’ll start drinking more water than coffee.
January 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is the 3rd year in a row where I lie to myself that I’ll start drinking more water than coffee.
I stoped thinking tattoos need some sort of meaning. Now I’m covered in beautiful pieces of art that bring me joy.
December 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I stoped thinking tattoos need some sort of meaning. Now I’m covered in beautiful pieces of art that bring me joy.