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Green Dave
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Working on it, boss.
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#KamalaHarris2024 💙💙💙
November 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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A little beauty to keep your spirits up. Go Blue!
November 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Miniature Barn Owl painting with silver leaf disk and detail

Now finished and available here

artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/barn-owl-jareth-the-goblin-king
November 3, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Good morning! Here is me offering Anja her favourite treat, sardines!
Can we all appreciate her toes please?
(I’m a volunteer at wolf sanctuary, Wolf Watch UK)
November 2, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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November 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
November 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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I wear a Fitbit!
November 3, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Okay, confession time. I love jellied cranberry sauce. Ocean Spray, of course. But, it feels like a guilty pleasure; like I should grow up and learn to like the whole berry kind. Ain't happening, though.
And so it begins…
November 2, 2024 at 7:37 AM
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There needs to be a passenger side horn so I can honk at my wife while she's driving.
October 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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October 29, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I'm calling bullshit. It's built-in functionality. Anyone else think it's impolite?
October 28, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Dude! You just hadda make it weird!
October 27, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Oswald Cobblepot's little brother Rudy is going to have to give up golf, now he's had to forfeit his clubs to the women he defamed. Don't you feel sorry for him?
October 27, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Me: No, doc, it's not a good time for me to become diabetic. It's Birthday/ holiday season!

Doc:
October 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Jeez, lady! You get offended because I didn't like you accusing me and my entire generation of "contaminating" the following generations and block me? Talk about thin skin!
October 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I decided to ride my bike, yesterday, for the first time since Summer attacked. Of course, the tires had gone flat. Today, after riding 15 miles, my legs are fine, my butt's a little sore, and my shoulders are killing me! Balloon tires suck
October 22, 2024 at 11:24 PM
HAPPY WORLD WOMBAT DAY!!
Today is World Wombat Day so I must again say that my favourite ever blessing is an Indigenous Australian one and it goes "may the wombat of happiness snuffle through your underbrush"
October 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Bwhahaha!
October 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Too funny!
October 22, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Explain your username.

Hi. My name is Dave and I'm green.

*others*: HI, Dave
Explain your username.

It's pretty self explanatory
Explain your username.

I’m David Rangel (Ranghoul for spooky season)
October 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Wherein Cord is a considerate neighbor.
December 17, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Gettin' some comics ready for next week.
December 17, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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I don't know who made this, but I like it
December 18, 2023 at 1:36 AM