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Green Dad
@greendad.bsky.social
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Eventually I'll think of something cool and smart to put here
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greendad.bsky.social
The one thing more painful than trying to find colorful furniture is finally finding colorful furniture but then all the review pictures are from people who bought it in the boring colors
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
greendad.bsky.social
I am an entire idiot bc I got this anatomical giraffe model kit and for some reason I was surprised that it was Tall 🤦🏻 yeah of fuckin Course it's FUCKING TALL IT'S A FRICKIN GIRAFFE
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Madison Schubert

www.tumblr.com/mads-schuber...
REJECT DYSTOPIA A skeleton filled with roses reaches up a hand to a greenish zombie hand that's reaching down to help "LET HOPE GROW FROM THE CORPSE OF DESPONDENCY. REJECT DESPAIR IN THE FACE OF THOSE WHO WANT YOU PARALYZED, HOPELESS, & AFRAID."
June 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Phone showing a blonde woman in a pink dress and a brown-haired woman in a black tank-top are doing the "pocky challenge," where two people eat two sides of a pocky stick until they kiss. It's showing step 1, where the brown-haired woman is just holding it in her mouth. Panel 2: A finger comes into view and scrolls down to step 2, where they are now kissing. Panel 3: Lilith is revealed to be the one looking at the phone, but not the one holding it. Panel 4: Ana is revealed to be the one holding it, showing the pocky challenge to Lilith, and she has a full sized French baguette in her mouth.
June 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH" Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression. Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head. Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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saskrotch.com
BRO WHAT
DEPRESSION STUDY ADVERTISEMENT ON THE BUS FEATURING SHINJI IN A CHAIR FEELING GUILTY ABOUT JERKIN IT TO A GIRL IN A COMA I THINK
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
greendad.bsky.social
There are a lot of obvious obstacles that come with needing a wheelchair but the worst is the knowledge that my hands touch my wheels, my wheels touch public bathroom floors, and therefore my hands also touch public bathroom floors. Trauma
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
greendad.bsky.social
I have outfitted most of this apartment with dimmable light bulbs (they come with a little remote) and I really wish I had thought about this sooner bc the 'tism is pleased (as is my crippled little body)
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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moistenedtart.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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joeyalison.bsky.social
Something we can hopefully all agree on:
Tall Milk: it's good for your long bones
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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xyzzysqrl.bsky.social
NO WAIT I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK AND FOUND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE
From "slumbermancer": "basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine. if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible."
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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2manystripes.bsky.social
More reasons to be anti-AI
September 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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fiendfables.bsky.social
Beast 🐂
A scanned spread of a red and blue horned beast painted on top of torn book pages.
November 18, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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dmacalvert.bsky.social
Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
An image of a robot with a "NO" circle around it and the text "AI IS FOR LOSERS! REJECT FASCISM! THINK FOR YOURSELF! I CAN MAKE ART THAT'S UGLY AND BAD ALL BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
A short interview with Mr. Smiles.
#theotherhappyplace
A man drawn in black and white smiles at the viewer from the mouth up he has no head and it is replaced by a glowing butterfly and arachnid like legs Yellow text reads "Let me talk to the real you" The man replies "hmm? Him? Hmm. Not much left really, boring fellow, boring boring." The interviewer asks "please" The man throws himself around screaming in horror and agony as he grips the edge of the hole where the rest of his head should be. He flails making after images of himself all around. The spider legs remain but the butterfly is gone. The view is slightly marred by static. A caption in yellow says "screaming" The man is calm again fixing his tie. The butterfly is back. He says "i told you he was boring. He never smiled much. "
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
greendad.bsky.social
"Green? Really? That's your name? Are you sure?"

Bold words from a man wearing a "Soccer" name tag
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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kastiakbc.bsky.social
A national holiday.

#HomestarRunner #StrongBad
August 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
God i love making art.
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
greendad.bsky.social
Ok I got this bc I thought it'd be funny and I was Not Wrong, it's fuckin hilarious. What a twerp
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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engawaillustration.bsky.social
ショートケーキの靴作った🍰👠
August 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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korybing.bsky.social
Me trying to make a living in this freakin country:
The world on fire behind Will Ferrell as he yells “wanna but some comics?”
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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ass.golf
Have you heard the good news? Dogs are real
Ollie collie
July 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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korybing.bsky.social
Every webcomic has two stories: the story the artist is telling and the meta story of watching an artist make creative choices over the course of many, many years. You get to watch art evolve and change in real time.
kyssimmee.com 🐊 @kyssimmee.com · Jul 17
not to wax poetic about webcomics but I think one of the best things about webcomics is that reading them forces you to confront the fact that artists evolve and change over time, and that "style" is a necessarily evolving thing
July 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM