Green Dad
greendad.bsky.social
Green Dad
@greendad.bsky.social
Eventually I'll think of something cool and smart to put here
I am an entire idiot bc I got this anatomical giraffe model kit and for some reason I was surprised that it was Tall 🤦🏻 yeah of fuckin Course it's FUCKING TALL IT'S A FRICKIN GIRAFFE
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ok I got this bc I thought it'd be funny and I was Not Wrong, it's fuckin hilarious. What a twerp
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yes, Marissa Bode looks lovely, but these are perfect examples of how fashion frequently isn't accessible. I feel her stylists missed a major opportunity to showcase that disability can be beautiful without hindering us or forcing us to compromise. You can't even see her chair! Let us see her chair!
March 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I collect them too! I turned a bunch into clips to decorate my Fairy Kei boots. I used to have much more but I gave a bunch away at random at a con lmao. They make me so happy so I thought they'd make others happy too! (They did) 🤣 The rest I'm turning into fridge magnets :)
February 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There was also the Protector of the Small series where a gal named Keladry decides to be the first legally-allowed female knight in the kingdom who later in the series tries out romance/sex and is ultimately like "Nah, not into that." I also basically ripped this off for an OC sajaskgsad
January 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reading Dealing With Dragons in 5th grade where a princess avoids marriage by running away to live with a female dragon who eventually becomes King of All Dragons was an integral part of my queer/trans journey
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Benjamin. I caught him vaping behind City Hall.
January 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Put together a Shadow outfit thing for the movie bc I thought it'd be fun (it was!!) I feel bad tho bc I fell asleep around the time they became yellow so it's kind of a blur
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I am SO late to this party bc whatever but now a fourth person has texted me this and it's officially annoying me so, this is Dumb bc orcas (obviously) do not have a concept of "fashion." They DO however have a concept of HUMOR, so it is more likely this is a joke/meme making its way back
December 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 AM
tj makin some valid points on an article about coelacanths 🤔
December 1, 2024 at 2:11 AM
All these bland dudes with their bland jackets that they literally have to hold OPEN bc how else can you tell Jeff from Human Resources is enlightened enough to wear pink?
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
to keep him safe
November 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Now HERE'S some nonsense I've been getting up to - recent projects have reignited my love of sewing ridiculous femme shit so I've been doodling ideas for lolita dresses
September 10, 2024 at 11:42 AM
he is our lord and savior
September 10, 2024 at 10:58 AM