[columbo on hot ones] just one more wing

back in my day we’d put a man in there and burn him

I feel like Shaggy boning Daphne is the most taboo of the scooby doo pairings. Even one of them having sex with the dog would be considered more normal.

[laying in a post coital embrace. the dulcet tones of shaggy fade into the night]

(Whispered) It WAS me

we noticed you from across the bar and we’ve decided to put you out of your misery

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

My pet theory: they’re little creatures that live in our house

they shouldnt try to figure out how to run bluesky as a profitable business. it needs to be run as whatever a gorilla habitat is. this is our enriched enclosure.

And they’re saying we delved too greedily, they’re saying—do we like delving, folks? Do we love it. Mo-ri-a. We dug a thousand perfect mines, okay, but the elves, they don’t want you to know, and they’ve been very nasty to me

did u know the real reason pc games use the wasd keys to move???
w is for "walking forward"
a is for "am going left"
d is for "due right"
and s is for "sbackward"

omg i never realised the spice girls' nicknames spelled out

sporty
posh
inger
creepy
erik