Do you think the evil business billionaires have ever even heard of A Christmas Carol or do they just assume that because no ghosts have haunted them that they must be fine?

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

Idk man guess I just like irony and when bad people die

Random reminder that I HATE WORKING RETAIL

Tumblr being a good web site again is the funniest shit that's ever happened to me in my life.

Need a bf before Halloween so we can go as Lindana and Max Modem

Actually criminal for me to not be allowed to request off this weekend when my favorite band was playing tonight. THEY WERE SO CLOSE AND I MISSED THEM I DON'T CARE IF I'VE ALREADY SEEN THEM I NEEDED A WIN

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

Joy is found in watching people not comprehend being on an express train despite multiple announcements being made then watching them panic and be confused as we go past all the stops

Where are my mature teen drama reboots of House of Anubis and My Babysitter's a Vampire? They would go so hard please I'm begging

Last few reposts reminds me of the difference between hope in the LotR films (things are grim but you believe they will turn out fine because you’re a bit naive) vs the books (things are grim but you decide to keep going anyways because the work has to be done).

Sexy people come out in the comments of bigoted people! So cool and hot to admit your gender and sexuality to people who don't believe in or understand it! But they're rude and dumb and wrong so fuck them! Being queer is more fun!

We should be allowed to make stupid people FEEL stupid. Customers are dumb and I want them to feel bad about it. How else will they learn to use their brains?

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

I loved Nosferatu but I can't get over how I think he just sounded like Nandor from WWDITS and I can't decide if it made it better or worse

[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]

so that CEO murder, huh?
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