The year is 3785. Time travel was recently invented, and the first job.
Send our best artist back in time to capture Jesus.
Send our best artist back in time to capture Jesus.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The year is 3785. Time travel was recently invented, and the first job.
Send our best artist back in time to capture Jesus.
Send our best artist back in time to capture Jesus.
The cool part about America is that anyone can become American. Taking away the cool factor kills the cool.
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The cool part about America is that anyone can become American. Taking away the cool factor kills the cool.
someone should make a movie of teens trying to summon a demon but they accidentally summon Charlie Kirk
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
someone should make a movie of teens trying to summon a demon but they accidentally summon Charlie Kirk
Mike Malone. Mike Malone. Mike Malone. Mike Malone.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mike Malone. Mike Malone. Mike Malone. Mike Malone.
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The Pelicans have fired Willie Green
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Pelicans have fired Willie Green
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From a deleted Shams graphic, it says Willie was fired after Pelicans start 0-6, the date when I initially reported Willie Green would be let go. But something delayed it 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
From a deleted Shams graphic, it says Willie was fired after Pelicans start 0-6, the date when I initially reported Willie Green would be let go. But something delayed it 🤔
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I need you guys to understand just how bad the Brooklyn Nets' defense is
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I need you guys to understand just how bad the Brooklyn Nets' defense is
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Dumont had a conversation with a fan and fired Nico the next day. Gotta respect that. If only the Pelicans ownership group was willing to listen as well.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dumont had a conversation with a fan and fired Nico the next day. Gotta respect that. If only the Pelicans ownership group was willing to listen as well.
God i’ve seen what you’ve done for other teams. Please let Borrego take that man’s job.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
God i’ve seen what you’ve done for other teams. Please let Borrego take that man’s job.
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NBA players averaging 10+ minutes per game while averaging fewer than 10 points, 2 assists and 4 rebounds per 36 minutes this season:
Jordan Hawkins
Jordan Hawkins
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
NBA players averaging 10+ minutes per game while averaging fewer than 10 points, 2 assists and 4 rebounds per 36 minutes this season:
Jordan Hawkins
Jordan Hawkins
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too big to fail speedrun
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
too big to fail speedrun
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The New Orleans Pelicans are cooked
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The New Orleans Pelicans are cooked
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It's really something that the Pelicans were like "let's turn our franchise over to the guys most responsible for that Pistons team that had the longest losing streak in NBA history" and it's not going very well.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It's really something that the Pelicans were like "let's turn our franchise over to the guys most responsible for that Pistons team that had the longest losing streak in NBA history" and it's not going very well.
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I can’t believe another NBA team gave Joe Dumars and Troy Weaver the keys
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I can’t believe another NBA team gave Joe Dumars and Troy Weaver the keys
turn me into a tuning fork when i die
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
turn me into a tuning fork when i die
Thot son or gay daughter?
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thot son or gay daughter?
whoever is handling the @coolermaster.bsky.social Masterplus+ software needs to be tarred and feathered.
September 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
whoever is handling the @coolermaster.bsky.social Masterplus+ software needs to be tarred and feathered.
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it’s unconstitutional to not like me
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it’s unconstitutional to not like me
i’m like 100% sure MJ and Future would have made a joint album if we were in the right timeline.
September 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i’m like 100% sure MJ and Future would have made a joint album if we were in the right timeline.
genuinely forgot matt walsh existed
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
genuinely forgot matt walsh existed
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NBC News: "Is it your understanding that [Charlie Kirk's shooter] may be close by or still in Utah?"
The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"
The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
NBC News: "Is it your understanding that [Charlie Kirk's shooter] may be close by or still in Utah?"
The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"
The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"
the more i think about it the more im sure he actually would have loved this.
September 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the more i think about it the more im sure he actually would have loved this.
Tyler Perry styled anime would probably cause havoc in the black community
July 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Tyler Perry styled anime would probably cause havoc in the black community