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I got a vasectomy and all it cost me was $5 and my virginity
October 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I got a vasectomy and all it cost me was $5 and my virginity
a few friends have assumed I'm asexual. is it because I respect women or?
September 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
a few friends have assumed I'm asexual. is it because I respect women or?
dear bi/pan women with shitty or even subpar boyfriends: date ANY woman. I swear to you the worst gay woman you can find is still going to be more pleasant than the average man
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
dear bi/pan women with shitty or even subpar boyfriends: date ANY woman. I swear to you the worst gay woman you can find is still going to be more pleasant than the average man
if you're telling me about your shitty boyfriend or "friend" who talks about you behind your back I'm not going to be afraid to insult them in front of you. he's being a jackass and you deserve better. break up with him.
September 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
if you're telling me about your shitty boyfriend or "friend" who talks about you behind your back I'm not going to be afraid to insult them in front of you. he's being a jackass and you deserve better. break up with him.
If I had a nickel for every time I said "I've done the math" unironically, I'd be $5.65 richer
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I said "I've done the math" unironically, I'd be $5.65 richer
Trump reportedly goes on tirade after aides bring him sour patch kids in famous "poison" basket. "Get this nonbinary woke candy out of here. Bring me some sour satch [sic] boys. Or maybe some girls if you know what I mean."
July 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump reportedly goes on tirade after aides bring him sour patch kids in famous "poison" basket. "Get this nonbinary woke candy out of here. Bring me some sour satch [sic] boys. Or maybe some girls if you know what I mean."
michael schur protags react to a trans woman
Michael: "I know what you're thinking. I'm not gay, sorry. though I'm sure if I was I'd be very attracted to you."
Leslie: "everyone is welcome in Pawnee" (starts crying then hugs for way too long)
Eleanor: "damn girl wanna meet me at my place later"
Michael: "I know what you're thinking. I'm not gay, sorry. though I'm sure if I was I'd be very attracted to you."
Leslie: "everyone is welcome in Pawnee" (starts crying then hugs for way too long)
Eleanor: "damn girl wanna meet me at my place later"
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
michael schur protags react to a trans woman
Michael: "I know what you're thinking. I'm not gay, sorry. though I'm sure if I was I'd be very attracted to you."
Leslie: "everyone is welcome in Pawnee" (starts crying then hugs for way too long)
Eleanor: "damn girl wanna meet me at my place later"
Michael: "I know what you're thinking. I'm not gay, sorry. though I'm sure if I was I'd be very attracted to you."
Leslie: "everyone is welcome in Pawnee" (starts crying then hugs for way too long)
Eleanor: "damn girl wanna meet me at my place later"
you can be honest sabrina carpenter it's okay if you like women
May 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
you can be honest sabrina carpenter it's okay if you like women
I really hope smash 6 doesn't happen as soon as this Christmas because that will mean I HAVE to buy a switch 2 and my wallet can't afford to pay the gop tax
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I really hope smash 6 doesn't happen as soon as this Christmas because that will mean I HAVE to buy a switch 2 and my wallet can't afford to pay the gop tax
my friend recently said to me "dude this is such a classic Ellie outfit" about my flannel/t shirt combo
I was like "yea I kinda just wear the same outfit every day but in different colors"
and other friends around us who weren't even involved in the conversation laughed. a little too hard.
I was like "yea I kinda just wear the same outfit every day but in different colors"
and other friends around us who weren't even involved in the conversation laughed. a little too hard.
April 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my friend recently said to me "dude this is such a classic Ellie outfit" about my flannel/t shirt combo
I was like "yea I kinda just wear the same outfit every day but in different colors"
and other friends around us who weren't even involved in the conversation laughed. a little too hard.
I was like "yea I kinda just wear the same outfit every day but in different colors"
and other friends around us who weren't even involved in the conversation laughed. a little too hard.
Every day I accept a little more that I am the hyper mega bummer boy
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Every day I accept a little more that I am the hyper mega bummer boy
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New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker is meeting this perilous moment in American history — taking an exceptional stand for ALL of us.
The United States is a nation in crisis, and Sen. Booker is standing and speaking out in fierce opposition to an onslaught of evils being perpetrated by the…
The United States is a nation in crisis, and Sen. Booker is standing and speaking out in fierce opposition to an onslaught of evils being perpetrated by the…
April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker is meeting this perilous moment in American history — taking an exceptional stand for ALL of us.
The United States is a nation in crisis, and Sen. Booker is standing and speaking out in fierce opposition to an onslaught of evils being perpetrated by the…
The United States is a nation in crisis, and Sen. Booker is standing and speaking out in fierce opposition to an onslaught of evils being perpetrated by the…
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Please add this to your activism list:
Submit a public comment from the link below to tell the HHS that gender affirming healthcare is evidence-based and lifesaving care.
This new policy will effectively BAN HRT as it will no longer be allowed to be an "Essential Health Benefit" 1/3
Submit a public comment from the link below to tell the HHS that gender affirming healthcare is evidence-based and lifesaving care.
This new policy will effectively BAN HRT as it will no longer be allowed to be an "Essential Health Benefit" 1/3
The HHS rule banning trans care from many ACA plans is open for public comment now. Only 3 comments so far.
Embarrassing how the media is completely ignoring this. There's likely over 200,000 trans people on ACA plans (1% of 24 million)
www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
Embarrassing how the media is completely ignoring this. There's likely over 200,000 trans people on ACA plans (1% of 24 million)
www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Please add this to your activism list:
Submit a public comment from the link below to tell the HHS that gender affirming healthcare is evidence-based and lifesaving care.
This new policy will effectively BAN HRT as it will no longer be allowed to be an "Essential Health Benefit" 1/3
Submit a public comment from the link below to tell the HHS that gender affirming healthcare is evidence-based and lifesaving care.
This new policy will effectively BAN HRT as it will no longer be allowed to be an "Essential Health Benefit" 1/3
don't touch splatoon I will end it all
my biggest fear is elon musk becoming very publicly obsessed with something i love
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
don't touch splatoon I will end it all
Need to run to the store and grab a new chungus life, because my current one is fucked
February 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Need to run to the store and grab a new chungus life, because my current one is fucked
joe biden depicted by harrison ford turns into personification of communism (woke gone too far)
February 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
joe biden depicted by harrison ford turns into personification of communism (woke gone too far)
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this is how i know the CIA is not what it used to be because they killed JFK for less than this.
It's so extremely wild to see that in less than 3 months Elon single-handedly is shredding decades of work the CIA did to build economic soft-power bases throughout Africa and Asia.
bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time
bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time
February 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is how i know the CIA is not what it used to be because they killed JFK for less than this.
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
Nothing stresses me out more than watching a youtuber play a video game I like badly
December 31, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Nothing stresses me out more than watching a youtuber play a video game I like badly
I thought as a kid that people could get pregnant with no male input. Between the virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker there was a lot of evidence
December 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I thought as a kid that people could get pregnant with no male input. Between the virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker there was a lot of evidence
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nothing gets past some of you
December 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
nothing gets past some of you
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