the worst fbi agent in town
banner
granitelefty.bsky.social
the worst fbi agent in town
@granitelefty.bsky.social
🕊️ I have a small part. It's unsympathetic. The audience doesn't like me. I can't afford to be in love with you.
Pinned
I had a dream last night someone was being canceled on twitter for doing ship edits for One Battle After Another
September 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I keep thinking about the Firework by Katy Perry moment in Eddington lmao what a film
July 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Literally read the entirety of The Note by Alafair Burke in like a day. The queen of wonderfully messy twists does it again!!!! Also loved the show adaptation of The Better Sister you rock!!! @alafairburke.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
LFG
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
take a moment to watch the first segment of this video where robert sits and ruminates on the doctors who decided that helping a trans person was too embarrassing so they opted to let him die a slow and painful death.
there are knock-on effects similar to what happens when abortion is criminalized. consider the life of robert eads, a trans man who had treatable ovarian cancer but couldn’t find a doctor to remove his ovaries because they were afraid of being seen as gender doctors, so he died. doc about him here:
Southern Comfort (2001, Documentary, LGBTQ+, Transgender)
YouTube video by Abby Sanders
m.youtube.com
May 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m relistening to LifeAfter and I just realized this has the most Misty Quigley character written years before she existed which rocks @macrogers.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
going to etsy for add/adhd complete removal
October 2, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
hannah watch conclave @granitelefty.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
❤️‍🔥
November 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Just realized I have a chip in one of my teeth
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I’m glad people have fun with it but the way I constantly see people being like how can the Terrifier movies be misogynistic the female lead is SEXY and BADASS makes me want to die
November 27, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Cybertruck parked at the family court— forever.”

George Orwell, from his sequel ‘2024’
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Obsessed with how perfectly sad European movie the film I started’s premise is…….two people going to conjugal visits with their jailed spouses fall in love but then their spouses get amnesty so they can’t be together
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Sometimes I think about when Phoebe Bridgers was like I don’t like twitter the platform I have primarily received harassment from recently and people were like this bitch doesn’t like activism!!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Possibly the meanest photo choice I’ve ever seen
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
The House of Yes getting Razzies is my Showgirls getting Razzies I’m like They Didn’t Understand……..
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
November 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
this essay is full of actual research showing trans women pose no threat to cis women in restrooms & other sex-segregated spaces. if you encounter any cis ppl discussing/debating the Mace/McBride/congressional restroom fuckery, pls share this link with them:
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
Transgender People, Bathrooms, and Sexual Predators: What the Data Say
Content Warning: while I will not be describing any actual instances of sexual violence or child sexual abuse, these issues (and false…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
besties
November 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
mid-century noir paperback cover by Edmond Gray
November 19, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I hate book focused video essayists so bad what do you mean the domestic violence book is dark romance
November 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by the worst fbi agent in town
Donald Trump has announced he intends to name “NCIS” his Secretary of Defense.
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Not to do fake generational warfare but every time I am recommended a video by this person it’s like look at this MILENNIAL CRINGE and I just think it’s kind of wild to do when being branded so aggressively Gen Z
November 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes you watch a horror movie and you’re like I just know someone’s written intensely horny fanfic about this
November 9, 2024 at 12:57 AM