Astor
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Content writer & Strategist // My back’s aching, my bra’s too tight // Ex-senior editor @zikoko_mag // Ex-brand storyteller @thekorahq // georgeastor.com
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posting my writing online always feels like the part of The Phantom of the Opera where he pops up out of nowhere and says “I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AN OPERA…”
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
posting my writing online always feels like the part of The Phantom of the Opera where he pops up out of nowhere and says “I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AN OPERA…”
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Tobey Maguire was cast as Spider-Man 25 years ago today 🕸
July 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Tobey Maguire was cast as Spider-Man 25 years ago today 🕸
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It would be really easy for the Ninja Turtles to frame each other for murder
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It would be really easy for the Ninja Turtles to frame each other for murder
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Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever
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🎶 From here on out, I’ll be your Abracadabra 🎶
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🎶 From here on out, I’ll be your Abracadabra 🎶
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Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
me:
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
me:
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A MILE OF ROPE
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A MILE OF ROPE
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When you tired of fighting these evil motherfuckers by moonlight
December 18, 2024 at 12:04 AM
When you tired of fighting these evil motherfuckers by moonlight
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
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the national dog show is a beautiful illustration of how to handle rejection like their asses do NOT understand they weren’t selected
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
the national dog show is a beautiful illustration of how to handle rejection like their asses do NOT understand they weren’t selected
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You know what fuck you The Mummy Returns is a good, funny movie.
The CGI don't hold up for shit but everything else does.
The CGI don't hold up for shit but everything else does.
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
You know what fuck you The Mummy Returns is a good, funny movie.
The CGI don't hold up for shit but everything else does.
The CGI don't hold up for shit but everything else does.
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Does kraut come In any other flavors besides sour?
November 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Does kraut come In any other flavors besides sour?
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Happy Sunday Morning 🌞
November 24, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Happy Sunday Morning 🌞
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Kids today will never know how it feels to own a copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom taped off the TV at Christmas and you've watched it fifty times so you know the order of the adverts off by heart and you just flat-out watch them every time.
November 25, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Kids today will never know how it feels to own a copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom taped off the TV at Christmas and you've watched it fifty times so you know the order of the adverts off by heart and you just flat-out watch them every time.
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One of my favorite parts of seeing Wicked was just how HAPPY people were leaving the theater. Adults, kids, and especially the theater geeks like me.
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
One of my favorite parts of seeing Wicked was just how HAPPY people were leaving the theater. Adults, kids, and especially the theater geeks like me.
This is stupid and needlessly stressful. He really does ruin everything he touches.
Elon Musk admits that Twitter (X) posts with links get throttled
He thinks they're 'lazy linking'
"Just write a description in the main post and put the link in the reply"
He thinks they're 'lazy linking'
"Just write a description in the main post and put the link in the reply"
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
This is stupid and needlessly stressful. He really does ruin everything he touches.
The recoil hitting her hair bump kills me every time 😂
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
The recoil hitting her hair bump kills me every time 😂
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Woke up to Beyoncé news! It’s gonna be a GREAT week! 🏈
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Woke up to Beyoncé news! It’s gonna be a GREAT week! 🏈
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They’re giving him more money to make shit after the disasters that were all the versions of Rebel Moon??
Zack Snyder sets his next project at Netflix 🚔
• Action thriller following an elite LAPD unit
• Described as his first truly grounded project
• He will direct and co-write
(via THR)
• Action thriller following an elite LAPD unit
• Described as his first truly grounded project
• He will direct and co-write
(via THR)
November 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
They’re giving him more money to make shit after the disasters that were all the versions of Rebel Moon??
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and this is my beautiful wife, Invalid Handle
November 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
and this is my beautiful wife, Invalid Handle
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me rewatching Madame Web
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
me rewatching Madame Web