Joshing Machine
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Nostalgia feels good because it lies to you.
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I'm in the process of downloading my data from Facebook. So long and good riddance to that place, can't wait to delete my account.
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funny seal plays Beyond the Time sax solo
April 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
funny seal plays Beyond the Time sax solo
For those that are unaware, SNAP, EBT, and food stamps are basically the same thing and aren't the only assistance programs in danger. WIC assistance is also in jeopardy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
For those that are unaware, SNAP, EBT, and food stamps are basically the same thing and aren't the only assistance programs in danger. WIC assistance is also in jeopardy.
You gotta mock these guys. It's like kryptonite to them. They can't stand being called out as the goobers they are.
September 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You gotta mock these guys. It's like kryptonite to them. They can't stand being called out as the goobers they are.
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Oh my god... I'm reading yesterday's Uncanny X-Men and the scene with the girl asking Hotoru to the dance was so fucking adorable that I screamed and kicked my feet lol
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh my god... I'm reading yesterday's Uncanny X-Men and the scene with the girl asking Hotoru to the dance was so fucking adorable that I screamed and kicked my feet lol
Ad companies actually want to take away the night sky.
Astronomers Fight Ads in Space
Astronomers are racing to protect the dark skies as private companies seek to place large advertisements in Earth orbit
www.scientificamerican.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ad companies actually want to take away the night sky.
I'm going to build the LEGO set my friend got me for my birthday.
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm going to build the LEGO set my friend got me for my birthday.
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if you haven't seen Robert Redford's episode of The Twilight Zone, "Nothing in the Dark" (S3E16), treat yourself today. it's the absolute best of the series—suspenseful, haunting, beautiful, all anchored by two flawless performances in a cramped little room.
September 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if you haven't seen Robert Redford's episode of The Twilight Zone, "Nothing in the Dark" (S3E16), treat yourself today. it's the absolute best of the series—suspenseful, haunting, beautiful, all anchored by two flawless performances in a cramped little room.
Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it" and take a three hour depression nap.
September 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it" and take a three hour depression nap.
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Me when I get home and can play totk:
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me when I get home and can play totk:
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Television viewers in Appalachia said a final goodbye to a beloved local celebrity and friend.
Beloved WYMT weather forecaster Brandon Robinson laid to rest after years-long battle with brain cancer
Television viewers in Appalachia said a final goodbye to a beloved local celebrity and friend. WYMT chief weather forecaster Brandon Robinson was laid to rest Wednesday after a courageous battle with ...
www.wuky.org
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Television viewers in Appalachia said a final goodbye to a beloved local celebrity and friend.
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There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "I'm working every day on using AI to figure out how to cure cancer or launch fusion energy or understand dark matter. Our Defense Department is trying to figure out how to keep America safe. God bless the First Lady. She of course is wiser than all of us."
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”
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![4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic2mhmdvsftki6qe275hycolgt22msekbwzdyqoujt56qzpcbm3hm@jpeg)
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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too many people don't know what smarm is.
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
too many people don't know what smarm is.
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When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together.
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together.
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
Why are Americans less and less patriotic? Why do more and more people seem to hate America?
Probably because America's leaders openly and plainly hate them.
Probably because America's leaders openly and plainly hate them.
Congressman Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin’s Third Congressional District has deleted this tweet.
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why are Americans less and less patriotic? Why do more and more people seem to hate America?
Probably because America's leaders openly and plainly hate them.
Probably because America's leaders openly and plainly hate them.
"Palestinianism," as if it's any ideology and not an ethonational identity. The ignorance of the average American policy maker is appalling.
REP. RANDY FINE: Nuking Gaza would be a terrible idea. The fallout would drift into Israel. It would kill the hostages.
CNN: But you're not worried about killing women & children in Gaza?
FINE: War is a messy thing... Palestinianism in Gaza is on level of evil that we saw in Japan & Germany in WW2
CNN: But you're not worried about killing women & children in Gaza?
FINE: War is a messy thing... Palestinianism in Gaza is on level of evil that we saw in Japan & Germany in WW2
June 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Palestinianism," as if it's any ideology and not an ethonational identity. The ignorance of the average American policy maker is appalling.
Today, on the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death, Elon Musk has decided to not only imply that Donald Trump is a pedophile, but also imply that he knew that and still worked with him.
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today, on the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death, Elon Musk has decided to not only imply that Donald Trump is a pedophile, but also imply that he knew that and still worked with him.