Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴
@obijuancolombi.bsky.social
he/him
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I feel like 90% of the questions I ask are rhetorical. How weird is that?
So when Chris Brown said he'd "take you there", did he mean the ER? Nah... He's just the reason you gotta go there
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So when Chris Brown said he'd "take you there", did he mean the ER? Nah... He's just the reason you gotta go there
Is... Is this actually happening? #BearDown #ChicagoBears
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is... Is this actually happening? #BearDown #ChicagoBears
Actual view of the Bears defense today
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Actual view of the Bears defense today
I just saw a commercial for A Place for Mom where a woman and her elderly mother are discussing a recipe for a meat pie recipe. The Mom says the daughter isn't ready for the recipe, and at one point the daughter says "we are ready to discuss senior care" LMAO
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just saw a commercial for A Place for Mom where a woman and her elderly mother are discussing a recipe for a meat pie recipe. The Mom says the daughter isn't ready for the recipe, and at one point the daughter says "we are ready to discuss senior care" LMAO
I ate an almond and had no clarity afterwards... I've been lied to
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I ate an almond and had no clarity afterwards... I've been lied to
Just saw the new Knives Out movie. It was incredible
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just saw the new Knives Out movie. It was incredible
"GAMBARE, IZUKUUUUUUUUU!!!!" Here we are several days later and I'm still a mess
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"GAMBARE, IZUKUUUUUUUUU!!!!" Here we are several days later and I'm still a mess
My DM said we're no longer friends because I said yesterday during our session "you said forebears, but there are clearly eight bears"
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My DM said we're no longer friends because I said yesterday during our session "you said forebears, but there are clearly eight bears"
Happy All For One Death Day for all who celebrate
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy All For One Death Day for all who celebrate
Getting some pizza and they are playing some great classic R&B...
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Getting some pizza and they are playing some great classic R&B...
The ads on YouTube are getting more ridiculous. Seems like it's five ads every couple of minutes, and very few of them skippable
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The ads on YouTube are getting more ridiculous. Seems like it's five ads every couple of minutes, and very few of them skippable
Condoms for use when watching a sexually charged comedy: ribald for pleasure
frog condoms: ribbitted for pleasure
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Condoms for use when watching a sexually charged comedy: ribald for pleasure
Design ✔️
Music ✔️
Doesn't annoy the fuck out of me ❌
I swear to fucking God, Jacinthe... If you don't get your boujee ass out of my face lol
Music ✔️
Doesn't annoy the fuck out of me ❌
I swear to fucking God, Jacinthe... If you don't get your boujee ass out of my face lol
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Design ✔️
Music ✔️
Doesn't annoy the fuck out of me ❌
I swear to fucking God, Jacinthe... If you don't get your boujee ass out of my face lol
Music ✔️
Doesn't annoy the fuck out of me ❌
I swear to fucking God, Jacinthe... If you don't get your boujee ass out of my face lol
Before you start talking about the Taco/Bubba stuff, please try to say it in a way that's not homophobic
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Before you start talking about the Taco/Bubba stuff, please try to say it in a way that's not homophobic
It's a shame that all the scripts and sets to the final season of Stranger Things and all the creators passed from explosive diarrhea and it will never be finished
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's a shame that all the scripts and sets to the final season of Stranger Things and all the creators passed from explosive diarrhea and it will never be finished
Saxophone guy in Lakeview is out playing. Kinda surprised, although it does already feel warmer than it has in a few days. It's up to 40
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Saxophone guy in Lakeview is out playing. Kinda surprised, although it does already feel warmer than it has in a few days. It's up to 40
You see, maybe the government would've had better luck if they charged sandwich guy with assault and pepper
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You see, maybe the government would've had better luck if they charged sandwich guy with assault and pepper
Actual view of the Democrats getting a promise of a vote
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
Alt: Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown to pick only to pull out away at the last second
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Actual view of the Democrats getting a promise of a vote
Someone shot at border patrol here in Chicago and I have mixed feelings... 1) fuck border patrol 2) I'm afraid of how the administration will overreact
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Someone shot at border patrol here in Chicago and I have mixed feelings... 1) fuck border patrol 2) I'm afraid of how the administration will overreact
Am I the only one who thinks referring to it as "cuffing season" seems weirdly carceral when talking about relationships?
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Am I the only one who thinks referring to it as "cuffing season" seems weirdly carceral when talking about relationships?
So it sounds like the Dems are capitulating without an extension to the ACA subsidies. Useless as usual
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So it sounds like the Dems are capitulating without an extension to the ACA subsidies. Useless as usual
My flight just got REVERSE delayed to seventeen minutes early and then DELAYED back to the original time
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My flight just got REVERSE delayed to seventeen minutes early and then DELAYED back to the original time