Grail
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Post you from a different era.
2006, when I was determined to make bangs happen. Bangs did not happen. It's really hard to have hair touching your forehead 24/7 when you have naturally oily skin... I'm still not over it!
2006, when I was determined to make bangs happen. Bangs did not happen. It's really hard to have hair touching your forehead 24/7 when you have naturally oily skin... I'm still not over it!
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post you from a different era.
2006, when I was determined to make bangs happen. Bangs did not happen. It's really hard to have hair touching your forehead 24/7 when you have naturally oily skin... I'm still not over it!
2006, when I was determined to make bangs happen. Bangs did not happen. It's really hard to have hair touching your forehead 24/7 when you have naturally oily skin... I'm still not over it!
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I am filled both with love and joy for my country, and also with the bone deep satisfaction of knowing that, as a Hater, I do not Hate Alone
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am filled both with love and joy for my country, and also with the bone deep satisfaction of knowing that, as a Hater, I do not Hate Alone
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
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looking back on the cartoons and children’s media that mattered to me when I was young, I say this with absolutely zero irony: I think we need to start scaring the shit out of kids again
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
looking back on the cartoons and children’s media that mattered to me when I was young, I say this with absolutely zero irony: I think we need to start scaring the shit out of kids again
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Did You Know: The scribs care about you? If you wait around in the wilderness, one may stop by to see how you are doing. This interrupts your waiting, but they will not be hostile.
November 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Did You Know: The scribs care about you? If you wait around in the wilderness, one may stop by to see how you are doing. This interrupts your waiting, but they will not be hostile.
It's kind of cool to me how there was a brief period of time where we as a society were united under the banner of "crab rangoons are actually really tasty"
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's kind of cool to me how there was a brief period of time where we as a society were united under the banner of "crab rangoons are actually really tasty"
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If you want the long fics, you need to give feedback.
Nothing saves a long fic like you commenting, keyboard slamming, engaging with the author through the comment section.
I have written several long fics just because people liked it, told me so and it encouraged me to keep writing it.
Comment.
Nothing saves a long fic like you commenting, keyboard slamming, engaging with the author through the comment section.
I have written several long fics just because people liked it, told me so and it encouraged me to keep writing it.
Comment.
October 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you want the long fics, you need to give feedback.
Nothing saves a long fic like you commenting, keyboard slamming, engaging with the author through the comment section.
I have written several long fics just because people liked it, told me so and it encouraged me to keep writing it.
Comment.
Nothing saves a long fic like you commenting, keyboard slamming, engaging with the author through the comment section.
I have written several long fics just because people liked it, told me so and it encouraged me to keep writing it.
Comment.
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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Today I logged in, opened social media read some comments, immediately felt like tearing off a robots head, so I did!!!! 8D - 🚫🤖 - Nab one here: samkalensky.com/products/sup...
January 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today I logged in, opened social media read some comments, immediately felt like tearing off a robots head, so I did!!!! 8D - 🚫🤖 - Nab one here: samkalensky.com/products/sup...
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
October 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.
Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.
Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?
Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?
Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?
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Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
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This is adorable and it takes no time to do
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October 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is adorable and it takes no time to do
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.
Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.
Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.
I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.
I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.
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I'm struggling to explain to my son the episode where Thomas the Tank Engine gets a bunch of fish stuck up his ass and has to get them removed and then Sir Topham Hatt cooks them up and eats fish and chips while Thomas is just like :[
I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.
I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'm struggling to explain to my son the episode where Thomas the Tank Engine gets a bunch of fish stuck up his ass and has to get them removed and then Sir Topham Hatt cooks them up and eats fish and chips while Thomas is just like :[
I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.
I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.
I think we project a lot onto our cats when it comes to canned food. My cats probably don't want "seared salmon" or "turkey feast" as much as they want "freshly-eviscerated sparrow" and "rat intestines." At least, this is my impression, based on their hobbies.
October 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think we project a lot onto our cats when it comes to canned food. My cats probably don't want "seared salmon" or "turkey feast" as much as they want "freshly-eviscerated sparrow" and "rat intestines." At least, this is my impression, based on their hobbies.
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And people will still say I, and all my trans colleagues are overexaggerating about the shit we go through, that "it has nothing to do with you being trans", etc etc.
Cis people, call your senator, your congressman, do SOMETHING other than replying with a 🤬🤬🤬 or this blood is on your hands as well
Cis people, call your senator, your congressman, do SOMETHING other than replying with a 🤬🤬🤬 or this blood is on your hands as well
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned
The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.
www.thepinknews.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And people will still say I, and all my trans colleagues are overexaggerating about the shit we go through, that "it has nothing to do with you being trans", etc etc.
Cis people, call your senator, your congressman, do SOMETHING other than replying with a 🤬🤬🤬 or this blood is on your hands as well
Cis people, call your senator, your congressman, do SOMETHING other than replying with a 🤬🤬🤬 or this blood is on your hands as well
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.
Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.
Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.
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Do you think this is a cool idea?
September 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Do you think this is a cool idea?
Thursday night, how about a monster sketch?
September 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Thursday night, how about a monster sketch?
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While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.