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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
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January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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Fetishize inconvenience
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Fetishize inconvenience
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
And to follow up Dragalge, here's a Mega Barbaracle form I'm less happy with. I wish I put more effort into getting a grappling pose, he just kinda looks like he's hanging around. I also didn't incorporate any of his bonus eyes. 😓
#digitalart #pokemonza #fakemon #pokemon #mega
#digitalart #pokemonza #fakemon #pokemon #mega
September 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And to follow up Dragalge, here's a Mega Barbaracle form I'm less happy with. I wish I put more effort into getting a grappling pose, he just kinda looks like he's hanging around. I also didn't incorporate any of his bonus eyes. 😓
#digitalart #pokemonza #fakemon #pokemon #mega
#digitalart #pokemonza #fakemon #pokemon #mega
Drew a speculative form for Mega Dragalge, really happy with how it turned out. If the leak I've seen turns out to be true, there's a lot of sea creature-themed Pokemon getting Megas. 🤔 #pokemon #digitalart #pokemonza #fanart #fakemon
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Drew a speculative form for Mega Dragalge, really happy with how it turned out. If the leak I've seen turns out to be true, there's a lot of sea creature-themed Pokemon getting Megas. 🤔 #pokemon #digitalart #pokemonza #fanart #fakemon
ALL PRAISE TO MALAMAR
(my take on the description of a leaked Malamar Mega-evolution, with a shiny as well)
#pokemonza #digitalart #Fakemon
(my take on the description of a leaked Malamar Mega-evolution, with a shiny as well)
#pokemonza #digitalart #Fakemon
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
ALL PRAISE TO MALAMAR
(my take on the description of a leaked Malamar Mega-evolution, with a shiny as well)
#pokemonza #digitalart #Fakemon
(my take on the description of a leaked Malamar Mega-evolution, with a shiny as well)
#pokemonza #digitalart #Fakemon
Here's a battle-axe I quickly drew on a train ride.
June 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here's a battle-axe I quickly drew on a train ride.
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guys please stop coughing into your microphones thats how computer viruses get made
June 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
guys please stop coughing into your microphones thats how computer viruses get made
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its world goth day so if your a conservative goth, a goth who doesnt like trans or gay ppl, then you should waterboard urself in the toilet
May 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
its world goth day so if your a conservative goth, a goth who doesnt like trans or gay ppl, then you should waterboard urself in the toilet
me slowly turning up the dial on how outgoing and social I am, and checking every 10 seconds to see if people think I'm annoying yet 👀
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
me slowly turning up the dial on how outgoing and social I am, and checking every 10 seconds to see if people think I'm annoying yet 👀
Trying to set up Ibis Paint so I can draw across multiple devices, but it's honestly making it as hard as possible. Just let me PAY for your stupid product and use it on both. #digitalart
March 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Trying to set up Ibis Paint so I can draw across multiple devices, but it's honestly making it as hard as possible. Just let me PAY for your stupid product and use it on both. #digitalart
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it'd be wild if the recent leaks made this true, guess we'll see ⭐️
MEGA STARMIE 🌟
Now the Staryu line and its convergent counterparts are more balanced.
Mega Starmie cracked its gem during the transformation, causing its self-repair process to spiral out of control!
#Fakemon #fakemonart #pokemonza #pokemon #megaevolution
Now the Staryu line and its convergent counterparts are more balanced.
Mega Starmie cracked its gem during the transformation, causing its self-repair process to spiral out of control!
#Fakemon #fakemonart #pokemonza #pokemon #megaevolution
March 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
it'd be wild if the recent leaks made this true, guess we'll see ⭐️
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I built a Playstacean!
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villagers of stardew valley pt 3
March 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
villagers of stardew valley pt 3
Got bored at a sesh and tried to cross a cuttlefish with a blunderbuss. Might try to iterate on this idea later?
February 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got bored at a sesh and tried to cross a cuttlefish with a blunderbuss. Might try to iterate on this idea later?
I saw this post and decided to use it as a warm-up idea; not drawing as much as I should be this year.
January 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I saw this post and decided to use it as a warm-up idea; not drawing as much as I should be this year.
Presenting the new reigning champ, MACHISSMAL!
When a Machamp is unsatisfied with its limitations even at the apex of its training, it may turn to unorthodox means of improving. Unfortunately, its new stage copies its limbs unevenly, and further feeds its ambition.
#fakemon #digitalart #horror
When a Machamp is unsatisfied with its limitations even at the apex of its training, it may turn to unorthodox means of improving. Unfortunately, its new stage copies its limbs unevenly, and further feeds its ambition.
#fakemon #digitalart #horror
January 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Presenting the new reigning champ, MACHISSMAL!
When a Machamp is unsatisfied with its limitations even at the apex of its training, it may turn to unorthodox means of improving. Unfortunately, its new stage copies its limbs unevenly, and further feeds its ambition.
#fakemon #digitalart #horror
When a Machamp is unsatisfied with its limitations even at the apex of its training, it may turn to unorthodox means of improving. Unfortunately, its new stage copies its limbs unevenly, and further feeds its ambition.
#fakemon #digitalart #horror
My art got delayed by having to re-image my PC, but hopefully 2025 will be the year of posting more critters and creations.
December 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
My art got delayed by having to re-image my PC, but hopefully 2025 will be the year of posting more critters and creations.
I think it's disappointing that I can't keep all my costume contact lenses in one big jar of saline solution, like an eyeball jar you'd find in some mad scientist's lab. 😔
December 29, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I think it's disappointing that I can't keep all my costume contact lenses in one big jar of saline solution, like an eyeball jar you'd find in some mad scientist's lab. 😔
If anyone has ideas for Pokemon that could be interesting with a fourth, "forced" evolution stage, let me know! Particularly if it's based on something mentioned in the games.
November 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
If anyone has ideas for Pokemon that could be interesting with a fourth, "forced" evolution stage, let me know! Particularly if it's based on something mentioned in the games.