Gabe
@gpsch.bsky.social
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"Honey, you've barely touched your microplastics."
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Honey, you've barely touched your microplastics."
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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
Im so bored idk what to do
February 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Im so bored idk what to do
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if you are a white female and drink from a stanley cup I'm sorry we were just not meant to be
February 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you are a white female and drink from a stanley cup I'm sorry we were just not meant to be
Its getting to that time of night where I cycle between the same three apps endlessly
February 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Its getting to that time of night where I cycle between the same three apps endlessly
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A chubby naked baby with wings would never be able to shoot people in the ass with an arrow today because of "woke."
February 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A chubby naked baby with wings would never be able to shoot people in the ass with an arrow today because of "woke."
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I am going to organize a march on myself if I don't get my shit together soon.
February 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am going to organize a march on myself if I don't get my shit together soon.
The number of attractive people at my gym post 9 pm needs to be studied
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The number of attractive people at my gym post 9 pm needs to be studied
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born to hehe, forced to end every sentence with "lol" lol
February 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
born to hehe, forced to end every sentence with "lol" lol
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they should invent $1,000,000 in my pocket
January 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
they should invent $1,000,000 in my pocket
Playing a game I like to call “See how long I can scroll before my phone dies”
January 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Playing a game I like to call “See how long I can scroll before my phone dies”
Immune system on hiatus and I just chugged lavender stress relief tea. I am unnaturally calm
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Immune system on hiatus and I just chugged lavender stress relief tea. I am unnaturally calm
Is this… a platform I know no one on? Ohh aha its so over
January 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Is this… a platform I know no one on? Ohh aha its so over