gourd
@gourd.bsky.social
the humble penis… the “tip” is most regal and serene.
December 12, 2024 at 6:02 PM
the humble penis… the “tip” is most regal and serene.
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Was searching for flower images on my phone and this came up
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Was searching for flower images on my phone and this came up
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does anyone know if we have old normal tomorrow too? or just new
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
does anyone know if we have old normal tomorrow too? or just new
i keep a metal bar on me at all times to bend with my brute strength in case i need to impress someone
November 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
i keep a metal bar on me at all times to bend with my brute strength in case i need to impress someone
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the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter
November 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM
the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter
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Generational wealth starts with one bold thief and one good heist. I believe in you. Bet on yourself today. 🫶🏾
April 5, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Generational wealth starts with one bold thief and one good heist. I believe in you. Bet on yourself today. 🫶🏾
i am a machine that turns video essays into idle thoughts
November 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
i am a machine that turns video essays into idle thoughts
i am a machine that turns plastics anmd metals into poop
November 4, 2024 at 4:23 AM
i am a machine that turns plastics anmd metals into poop
yeah vancouver looks like a garry’s mod map
October 23, 2024 at 8:34 PM
yeah vancouver looks like a garry’s mod map
my next car is gonna have huge bull bars all around it so i can crash into all other drivers without repercussion
October 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
my next car is gonna have huge bull bars all around it so i can crash into all other drivers without repercussion
Video and Audio… bosom buddies since their invention.
October 9, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Video and Audio… bosom buddies since their invention.
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taking a poop in the middle of a public pathway. hehe. me when i get up to a little mischief
July 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM
taking a poop in the middle of a public pathway. hehe. me when i get up to a little mischief
Karma is a bitch.... My test came back postivie for not giving a fruiting damn
July 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Karma is a bitch.... My test came back postivie for not giving a fruiting damn
just heard a 5yo say “and still, no one cares that i’m sad” passive aggressively to his parents. same dude lmao
July 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
just heard a 5yo say “and still, no one cares that i’m sad” passive aggressively to his parents. same dude lmao
Mine aura microbalanced. Yours is leaking and sagging
July 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Mine aura microbalanced. Yours is leaking and sagging