GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
@gothcaptain.bsky.social
She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
The tinkly avalache of whippets rolling merrily down N.High St.?
Hard to convey that in a photograph though.
Hard to convey that in a photograph though.
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The tinkly avalache of whippets rolling merrily down N.High St.?
Hard to convey that in a photograph though.
Hard to convey that in a photograph though.
“ ROU Amiable Slut”
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
“ ROU Amiable Slut”
Embrace it. It is purest folly to deny our true natures.
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Embrace it. It is purest folly to deny our true natures.
Or permanently. He had to leave The Jurisdiction for…reasons* quite suddenly one time and half of Moyross probably still has a tape of his.
* He was a bit naughty. Like normal crim stuff. Nothing evil.
* He was a bit naughty. Like normal crim stuff. Nothing evil.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Or permanently. He had to leave The Jurisdiction for…reasons* quite suddenly one time and half of Moyross probably still has a tape of his.
* He was a bit naughty. Like normal crim stuff. Nothing evil.
* He was a bit naughty. Like normal crim stuff. Nothing evil.
One of my closest friend’s da was our local pirate (Complete with wonky 80’s Ford Escort with a passenger door that just opened when you took a corner.)
The heap of VHS tapes in the boot was like a Lucky Dip of robbed airline media and dubbed Kung Fu/ Blaxploitation. It was glorious chaos.
The heap of VHS tapes in the boot was like a Lucky Dip of robbed airline media and dubbed Kung Fu/ Blaxploitation. It was glorious chaos.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
One of my closest friend’s da was our local pirate (Complete with wonky 80’s Ford Escort with a passenger door that just opened when you took a corner.)
The heap of VHS tapes in the boot was like a Lucky Dip of robbed airline media and dubbed Kung Fu/ Blaxploitation. It was glorious chaos.
The heap of VHS tapes in the boot was like a Lucky Dip of robbed airline media and dubbed Kung Fu/ Blaxploitation. It was glorious chaos.
“ Oh no, he isn’t! “
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“ Oh no, he isn’t! “
In the most recent one I laughed myself awake (always laughter with me) after telling a joke. Highly amused with myself I was.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In the most recent one I laughed myself awake (always laughter with me) after telling a joke. Highly amused with myself I was.
I do that. A LOT.
Banished to the guest room on many a night.
Banished to the guest room on many a night.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I do that. A LOT.
Banished to the guest room on many a night.
Banished to the guest room on many a night.
You posed an interesting question. A real life Julie Mao would have kicked my liver up my throat for suggesting her beloved Razorback.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You posed an interesting question. A real life Julie Mao would have kicked my liver up my throat for suggesting her beloved Razorback.
I used to be a Spudhead.
Then, very decidedly, switched teams.
To learn there’s NO escaping my destiny.
A Spudhead I remain.
Then, very decidedly, switched teams.
To learn there’s NO escaping my destiny.
A Spudhead I remain.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be a Spudhead.
Then, very decidedly, switched teams.
To learn there’s NO escaping my destiny.
A Spudhead I remain.
Then, very decidedly, switched teams.
To learn there’s NO escaping my destiny.
A Spudhead I remain.
Julie Mao’s Razorback.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Julie Mao’s Razorback.
Cheeky €20 on Pip Torrens there.
Older lad but kept young by whatever Mephistophelian bargain he stuck as Herr Starr.
Older lad but kept young by whatever Mephistophelian bargain he stuck as Herr Starr.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Cheeky €20 on Pip Torrens there.
Older lad but kept young by whatever Mephistophelian bargain he stuck as Herr Starr.
Older lad but kept young by whatever Mephistophelian bargain he stuck as Herr Starr.
Dastardly and Muttley stare at each other across the bar. Their fleeting victory turns to ashes as they realize that their empty and futile lives have even less purpose now.
Their previously suppressed hatred for each other surfaces.
A pistol is pulled from a holster, a dagger from its sheath…
Their previously suppressed hatred for each other surfaces.
A pistol is pulled from a holster, a dagger from its sheath…
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Dastardly and Muttley stare at each other across the bar. Their fleeting victory turns to ashes as they realize that their empty and futile lives have even less purpose now.
Their previously suppressed hatred for each other surfaces.
A pistol is pulled from a holster, a dagger from its sheath…
Their previously suppressed hatred for each other surfaces.
A pistol is pulled from a holster, a dagger from its sheath…
You just know a full 75% of the pilots looking at this are wondering how they would pass that off as turkey.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You just know a full 75% of the pilots looking at this are wondering how they would pass that off as turkey.
Surprised there wasn’t a couple of pilots fighting over it to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Surprised there wasn’t a couple of pilots fighting over it to be honest.
Someone (probably called Errol) is dizzy with excitement seeing this and is banging an application in for the elephant hand(y)ler position he’s just invented.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Someone (probably called Errol) is dizzy with excitement seeing this and is banging an application in for the elephant hand(y)ler position he’s just invented.
Debauched old magician who did the apprentice route, gargles with mercury and has form for ‘disappearing’ anyone who doesn’t spell it M-A-G-I-C-K ?
Problematic mage gap.
Problematic mage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Debauched old magician who did the apprentice route, gargles with mercury and has form for ‘disappearing’ anyone who doesn’t spell it M-A-G-I-C-K ?
Problematic mage gap.
Problematic mage gap.
I may have laughed waaaay too hard at that. Had to compose myself before going in.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I may have laughed waaaay too hard at that. Had to compose myself before going in.
“ Yeah, bitch! Lessee u geddout nah!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“ Yeah, bitch! Lessee u geddout nah!”
Did you get one of the ‘speshul’ flight crew rooms? If anything that’s sort of small for your average pilot head.
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Did you get one of the ‘speshul’ flight crew rooms? If anything that’s sort of small for your average pilot head.
I want to say THINGS but don’t want to TEMPT evil fuckin’ OTHER THINGS to come visit ye.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I want to say THINGS but don’t want to TEMPT evil fuckin’ OTHER THINGS to come visit ye.
I was going to go with ‘may her womb remain as barren as her heart to spare us from her spawn’ but that makes a lot of assumptions.
Turns out I’m fine with making assumptions about motherfuckers like that.
Turns out I’m fine with making assumptions about motherfuckers like that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I was going to go with ‘may her womb remain as barren as her heart to spare us from her spawn’ but that makes a lot of assumptions.
Turns out I’m fine with making assumptions about motherfuckers like that.
Turns out I’m fine with making assumptions about motherfuckers like that.