GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
@gothcaptain.bsky.social
She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
All the best things happen on the periphery.
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
All the best things happen on the periphery.
I love being a minority within a minority within another minority sometimes.
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I love being a minority within a minority within another minority sometimes.
Well, I’ve got one half of the biathlon down. Never needed skis to be a biathlete before. Heh.
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Well, I’ve got one half of the biathlon down. Never needed skis to be a biathlete before. Heh.
Apollo 11 CAPCOM.
“ Seán Heuston! ‘Tis you that has the problem. I’ll call you back after I get rid of Collins here.”
“ Seán Heuston! ‘Tis you that has the problem. I’ll call you back after I get rid of Collins here.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Apollo 11 CAPCOM.
“ Seán Heuston! ‘Tis you that has the problem. I’ll call you back after I get rid of Collins here.”
“ Seán Heuston! ‘Tis you that has the problem. I’ll call you back after I get rid of Collins here.”
Nah. The heat that would descend on that area when they figure out they’re down a gat would be silly. Better to immediately turn it into cash and spread that across a few different good causes.
One more clapped out M4 sitting in some shitposting edgelord’s mother’s basement isn’t doing anything.
One more clapped out M4 sitting in some shitposting edgelord’s mother’s basement isn’t doing anything.
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Nah. The heat that would descend on that area when they figure out they’re down a gat would be silly. Better to immediately turn it into cash and spread that across a few different good causes.
One more clapped out M4 sitting in some shitposting edgelord’s mother’s basement isn’t doing anything.
One more clapped out M4 sitting in some shitposting edgelord’s mother’s basement isn’t doing anything.
Why not both? Drop the fuckbake that left it there into the bottomless well of despair they deserve AND be out the back of the bar looking for a buyer faster than a stabbed rat.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Why not both? Drop the fuckbake that left it there into the bottomless well of despair they deserve AND be out the back of the bar looking for a buyer faster than a stabbed rat.
He looks like his ma knitted him .
Then died from the sheer embarrassment of it all.
Then died from the sheer embarrassment of it all.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
He looks like his ma knitted him .
Then died from the sheer embarrassment of it all.
Then died from the sheer embarrassment of it all.
He’s in the dungeon with the
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
He’s in the dungeon with the
Veritable petri dish, me.
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Veritable petri dish, me.
5 days modestly gallivanting around Ireland (Total pints consumed = 1) and the bill was the equivalent of a cocaine orgy in Iceland or Japan.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
5 days modestly gallivanting around Ireland (Total pints consumed = 1) and the bill was the equivalent of a cocaine orgy in Iceland or Japan.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
How the giddy fuck does anyone on a normal (Stand fast economists! You know what I mean) wage have any chance?
All of my friend’s children have emigrated.
Just watched a caterer boomerang spit into his own face on the ramp at EWR. Just in case you’re wondering how the wind is here today.
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Just watched a caterer boomerang spit into his own face on the ramp at EWR. Just in case you’re wondering how the wind is here today.
Because of the volume it takes up on the supply ship?
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Because of the volume it takes up on the supply ship?
You’d be astonished at the array of skills that cohort possess.
Their enterprise, daring and creativity was unparalleled.
Displayed one night when a Navy landrover was ‘liberated’ from Lahinch and deposited in the ferry terminal in Cork filled with 40mm brass, stolen license plates and tea urns.
Their enterprise, daring and creativity was unparalleled.
Displayed one night when a Navy landrover was ‘liberated’ from Lahinch and deposited in the ferry terminal in Cork filled with 40mm brass, stolen license plates and tea urns.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
You’d be astonished at the array of skills that cohort possess.
Their enterprise, daring and creativity was unparalleled.
Displayed one night when a Navy landrover was ‘liberated’ from Lahinch and deposited in the ferry terminal in Cork filled with 40mm brass, stolen license plates and tea urns.
Their enterprise, daring and creativity was unparalleled.
Displayed one night when a Navy landrover was ‘liberated’ from Lahinch and deposited in the ferry terminal in Cork filled with 40mm brass, stolen license plates and tea urns.
Presented without comment.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Presented without comment.
A country full of efforts.
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
A country full of efforts.
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
The Baltic Stance.
The Baltic Stance.
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
The Baltic Stance.
The Baltic Stance.
SScott Pilgrim.
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
SScott Pilgrim.
Cute hoors in Tipp. Hedging their bets.
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Cute hoors in Tipp. Hedging their bets.
Family reunion.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Family reunion.
Kleinur (or a wreath) supply drops can be arranged.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Kleinur (or a wreath) supply drops can be arranged.
Because the Old Ones demand their ‘offering’ be imbued with extra existential dread. It’s like a marinade for them.
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Because the Old Ones demand their ‘offering’ be imbued with extra existential dread. It’s like a marinade for them.
I’m not in Ireland an hour and learn that Poor Mouth Michael’s anniversary show is fucked AND that there’s no NFL wankery for Dublin this year.
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m not in Ireland an hour and learn that Poor Mouth Michael’s anniversary show is fucked AND that there’s no NFL wankery for Dublin this year.
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Strong opening, Home, but can you sustain it for the whole match?
Bougieness Class Enemy
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Bougieness Class Enemy
No likee. That’s some fuckery right there
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
No likee. That’s some fuckery right there