GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
@gothcaptain.bsky.social
She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
Same, Comrade, same.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Same, Comrade, same.
While I have no objections to cats (valuable familiars for the most part) this one took some liberties this morning outside the training centre.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
While I have no objections to cats (valuable familiars for the most part) this one took some liberties this morning outside the training centre.
On my way to the Swamp Reich for recurrent training. This does not please me. OBVIOUSLY.
Get on the plane and there’s already some mouldering old cunt in my seat.
“ You can just take my seat”
“ Aaand where exactly is your seat? I don’t read minds before noon.”
These fucking people.
Get on the plane and there’s already some mouldering old cunt in my seat.
“ You can just take my seat”
“ Aaand where exactly is your seat? I don’t read minds before noon.”
These fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
On my way to the Swamp Reich for recurrent training. This does not please me. OBVIOUSLY.
Get on the plane and there’s already some mouldering old cunt in my seat.
“ You can just take my seat”
“ Aaand where exactly is your seat? I don’t read minds before noon.”
These fucking people.
Get on the plane and there’s already some mouldering old cunt in my seat.
“ You can just take my seat”
“ Aaand where exactly is your seat? I don’t read minds before noon.”
These fucking people.
I’m not sure how the secret service assign code names /call signs but doesn’t Trump default to Humidor One now?
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m not sure how the secret service assign code names /call signs but doesn’t Trump default to Humidor One now?
Bull Clinton, amirite?
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bull Clinton, amirite?
Training new, non-Goth FOs to my way of doing things is tedious. I have developed a template.
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ Embry-Ri..”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ University of…”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
(Cont.)
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ Embry-Ri..”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ University of…”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
(Cont.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Training new, non-Goth FOs to my way of doing things is tedious. I have developed a template.
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ Embry-Ri..”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ University of…”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
(Cont.)
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ Embry-Ri..”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
Me: “ Where’d ya learn to fly?”
Them: “ University of…”
Me: “SHUTTHEFUCKUPIDON’TCAAAAARE”
(Cont.)
Some VANDAL (or possibly an Ostrogoth) but very definitely NOT this Goth has been updating those asinine ‘This Is The Turning Point’ Charlie Kirk yard signs around town.
If it were me, I’d have done two smaller stigmata in the photo and been a bit more economical with the red rattle can.
If it were me, I’d have done two smaller stigmata in the photo and been a bit more economical with the red rattle can.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Some VANDAL (or possibly an Ostrogoth) but very definitely NOT this Goth has been updating those asinine ‘This Is The Turning Point’ Charlie Kirk yard signs around town.
If it were me, I’d have done two smaller stigmata in the photo and been a bit more economical with the red rattle can.
If it were me, I’d have done two smaller stigmata in the photo and been a bit more economical with the red rattle can.
Work has been quiet for the last couple of months. Shame because it’s been perfect flying weather.
Then I get rocked with 10 legs over the last 48 hours.
Of those 10, 9 were flown sideways. Absolutely stuffed the landing on the 10th because I forgot how to fly without wind shear and turbulence.
Then I get rocked with 10 legs over the last 48 hours.
Of those 10, 9 were flown sideways. Absolutely stuffed the landing on the 10th because I forgot how to fly without wind shear and turbulence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Work has been quiet for the last couple of months. Shame because it’s been perfect flying weather.
Then I get rocked with 10 legs over the last 48 hours.
Of those 10, 9 were flown sideways. Absolutely stuffed the landing on the 10th because I forgot how to fly without wind shear and turbulence.
Then I get rocked with 10 legs over the last 48 hours.
Of those 10, 9 were flown sideways. Absolutely stuffed the landing on the 10th because I forgot how to fly without wind shear and turbulence.
If you happen upon me force feeding these to a ‘donor’ down the pub…
You didn’t.
Unless you’re into it and would like to make a donation of your own.
You didn’t.
Unless you’re into it and would like to make a donation of your own.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you happen upon me force feeding these to a ‘donor’ down the pub…
You didn’t.
Unless you’re into it and would like to make a donation of your own.
You didn’t.
Unless you’re into it and would like to make a donation of your own.
How it started. How it’s going.
Same person 37 years and a gender reassignment ( stand fast terminology purists. I don’t fucking care) apart throwing shapes with firearms ( stand fast gun fetishists. I don’t fucking care)
I grew out of it for a time.
Same person 37 years and a gender reassignment ( stand fast terminology purists. I don’t fucking care) apart throwing shapes with firearms ( stand fast gun fetishists. I don’t fucking care)
I grew out of it for a time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
Same person 37 years and a gender reassignment ( stand fast terminology purists. I don’t fucking care) apart throwing shapes with firearms ( stand fast gun fetishists. I don’t fucking care)
I grew out of it for a time.
Same person 37 years and a gender reassignment ( stand fast terminology purists. I don’t fucking care) apart throwing shapes with firearms ( stand fast gun fetishists. I don’t fucking care)
I grew out of it for a time.
#Speirghorm
Right, so there’s a fella from Longford living in my apartment building that I lent money to over 2 years ago now. It’s a small amount and I’m fortunate enough to be able to write it off.
In fact, I feel I should be paying him more because of the entertainment value…
Right, so there’s a fella from Longford living in my apartment building that I lent money to over 2 years ago now. It’s a small amount and I’m fortunate enough to be able to write it off.
In fact, I feel I should be paying him more because of the entertainment value…
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#Speirghorm
Right, so there’s a fella from Longford living in my apartment building that I lent money to over 2 years ago now. It’s a small amount and I’m fortunate enough to be able to write it off.
In fact, I feel I should be paying him more because of the entertainment value…
Right, so there’s a fella from Longford living in my apartment building that I lent money to over 2 years ago now. It’s a small amount and I’m fortunate enough to be able to write it off.
In fact, I feel I should be paying him more because of the entertainment value…
The Outlaw Josephine Ireland.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Outlaw Josephine Ireland.
#Speirghorm
At an airport event last week herding a rake of smallies through our aircraft.
Many a parent confounded by me mysteriously not appearing in the flight deck photo with their spawn.
The psychic chaff thrown up by their unspoken unease blunted my own spidey sense.
I was surprised.
At an airport event last week herding a rake of smallies through our aircraft.
Many a parent confounded by me mysteriously not appearing in the flight deck photo with their spawn.
The psychic chaff thrown up by their unspoken unease blunted my own spidey sense.
I was surprised.
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
#Speirghorm
At an airport event last week herding a rake of smallies through our aircraft.
Many a parent confounded by me mysteriously not appearing in the flight deck photo with their spawn.
The psychic chaff thrown up by their unspoken unease blunted my own spidey sense.
I was surprised.
At an airport event last week herding a rake of smallies through our aircraft.
Many a parent confounded by me mysteriously not appearing in the flight deck photo with their spawn.
The psychic chaff thrown up by their unspoken unease blunted my own spidey sense.
I was surprised.
I have certain expectations. OBVIOUSLY!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have certain expectations. OBVIOUSLY!
Catherine Connelly’s landslide victory is a delightful respite from the usual grind of (non-Goth) horrorscape doomerism infesting the world lately.
Good things are possible. They’re NOT inevitable. Stand up and fight for them.
Good things are possible. They’re NOT inevitable. Stand up and fight for them.
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Catherine Connelly’s landslide victory is a delightful respite from the usual grind of (non-Goth) horrorscape doomerism infesting the world lately.
Good things are possible. They’re NOT inevitable. Stand up and fight for them.
Good things are possible. They’re NOT inevitable. Stand up and fight for them.
Early voting is a thing. For now.
Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can.
Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.
Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can.
Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Early voting is a thing. For now.
Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can.
Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.
Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can.
Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.
This might be incredibly niche but I heard my first ‘RIBBIT’ on Guard.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This might be incredibly niche but I heard my first ‘RIBBIT’ on Guard.
Caught a sunrise today. Promptly told it to do one. OBVIOUSLY.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Caught a sunrise today. Promptly told it to do one. OBVIOUSLY.
Circumstances forced me to break the glass case on my ‘Last Officer’ last week. You may remember him “ I’m Going To Leave The Oil Cap Unsecured And Lie About It”.
For the first time in over 20 years of flying I had to tell another pilot (in flight now-not pub or bordello) to shut the fuck up.
For the first time in over 20 years of flying I had to tell another pilot (in flight now-not pub or bordello) to shut the fuck up.
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Circumstances forced me to break the glass case on my ‘Last Officer’ last week. You may remember him “ I’m Going To Leave The Oil Cap Unsecured And Lie About It”.
For the first time in over 20 years of flying I had to tell another pilot (in flight now-not pub or bordello) to shut the fuck up.
For the first time in over 20 years of flying I had to tell another pilot (in flight now-not pub or bordello) to shut the fuck up.
October 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not that I believe anything put out by the Ministries of Truth and Love but wouldn’t this technically be a DE-ICE measure?
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not that I believe anything put out by the Ministries of Truth and Love but wouldn’t this technically be a DE-ICE measure?
Bowling shoes all over the place today.
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bowling shoes all over the place today.
Gothson II told me his friends don’t know his real birthday. So when he wants to do something/go somewhere he bullies them into it by saying it’s his b-day.
They haven’t twigged it yet. That says more about their weed/beer addled wits tbh.
It’s still diabolical though. *Sniff* So proud.
They haven’t twigged it yet. That says more about their weed/beer addled wits tbh.
It’s still diabolical though. *Sniff* So proud.
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Gothson II told me his friends don’t know his real birthday. So when he wants to do something/go somewhere he bullies them into it by saying it’s his b-day.
They haven’t twigged it yet. That says more about their weed/beer addled wits tbh.
It’s still diabolical though. *Sniff* So proud.
They haven’t twigged it yet. That says more about their weed/beer addled wits tbh.
It’s still diabolical though. *Sniff* So proud.
Isn’t Kash Patel some fuckin’ dose altogether?
Away and pelt shite at yerself.
Away and pelt shite at yerself.
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Isn’t Kash Patel some fuckin’ dose altogether?
Away and pelt shite at yerself.
Away and pelt shite at yerself.