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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
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She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
Julie Mao’s Razorback.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Same, Comrade, same.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“ Yeah, bitch! Lessee u geddout nah!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
While I have no objections to cats (valuable familiars for the most part) this one took some liberties this morning outside the training centre.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you happen upon me force feeding these to a ‘donor’ down the pub…

You didn’t.

Unless you’re into it and would like to make a donation of your own.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
How it started. How it’s going.

Same person 37 years and a gender reassignment ( stand fast terminology purists. I don’t fucking care) apart throwing shapes with firearms ( stand fast gun fetishists. I don’t fucking care)

I grew out of it for a time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Outlaw Josephine Ireland.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Er.

Howdy, neighbour?
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have certain expectations. OBVIOUSLY!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Early voting is a thing. For now.

Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can.

Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sure lookit. It’s right there on the menu.
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Caught a sunrise today. Promptly told it to do one. OBVIOUSLY.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not that I believe anything put out by the Ministries of Truth and Love but wouldn’t this technically be a DE-ICE measure?
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bowling shoes all over the place today.
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Isn’t Kash Patel some fuckin’ dose altogether?

Away and pelt shite at yerself.
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Stay thirsty (for fash blood) my fiends.
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Piss Eagle rises!
September 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walloping the donkeys and confounding ATC this morning.
August 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#Speirghorm #Speirgorm or however it’s spelled this week. Some of the elders may remember these.

Cashier at a San Francisco book store (where it was taped up behind the register) just gave it to me and said I’d ‘appreciate it more’.
August 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Got myself an anti-fash carb-ine.
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That’s a fair size bridge now.
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Right so #Speirghorm. Does anyone know who yer man is? Dub now living in Wicklow with superhuman hearing because he heard me say “ Grand so” all the way across a HEAVING San Francisco dive bar on Friday night.

Top class Gaeyl-dar operator there .
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM