Gotham Gator
@gothamgator.bsky.social
Does one naturally lead to the other?
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Does one naturally lead to the other?
Soccer fans. Tune into FS2 right now. You won’t regret it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Soccer fans. Tune into FS2 right now. You won’t regret it.
Just going to drop this one right here NYCFC fans.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just going to drop this one right here NYCFC fans.
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Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
Today, NYCFC and the Gators kicked off at the same time. Early signs were good. My friend cautioned me by quoting from The Shawshank Redemption - “Hope is a dangerous thing, Andy.”
I replied with Emily Dickenson- “Hope is the thing with feathers.”
Stephen King > Emily Dickenson
I replied with Emily Dickenson- “Hope is the thing with feathers.”
Stephen King > Emily Dickenson
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today, NYCFC and the Gators kicked off at the same time. Early signs were good. My friend cautioned me by quoting from The Shawshank Redemption - “Hope is a dangerous thing, Andy.”
I replied with Emily Dickenson- “Hope is the thing with feathers.”
Stephen King > Emily Dickenson
I replied with Emily Dickenson- “Hope is the thing with feathers.”
Stephen King > Emily Dickenson
NYCFC Alum James Sands with an assist 43 seconds into St. Pauli’s German Cup match against Hoffenheim.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
NYCFC Alum James Sands with an assist 43 seconds into St. Pauli’s German Cup match against Hoffenheim.
This is cute.
It also makes me hungry.
It also makes me hungry.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This is cute.
It also makes me hungry.
It also makes me hungry.
October 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some seasons, it’s the only thing that can make you happy.
A reminder for those that might be new to this: college football season IS Schadenfreude season
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Some seasons, it’s the only thing that can make you happy.
So happy to see James Sands get a deserved start tonight. He’s a great guy and a solid player. He’s competing in a position of depth, so nothing is assured, but he deserves the chance.
Also, Australia is starting his replacement in the midfield at NYC - Aiden O’Neill.
Also, Australia is starting his replacement in the midfield at NYC - Aiden O’Neill.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So happy to see James Sands get a deserved start tonight. He’s a great guy and a solid player. He’s competing in a position of depth, so nothing is assured, but he deserves the chance.
Also, Australia is starting his replacement in the midfield at NYC - Aiden O’Neill.
Also, Australia is starting his replacement in the midfield at NYC - Aiden O’Neill.
Really unhappy with how the Florida-TAMU game played out tonight.
To be clear, TAMU is a really good team. I’m not sure we beat them on the road more than once or twice out of ten.
But, Billy and his undercoached players made errors that kept us from even having a chance.
To be clear, TAMU is a really good team. I’m not sure we beat them on the road more than once or twice out of ten.
But, Billy and his undercoached players made errors that kept us from even having a chance.
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Really unhappy with how the Florida-TAMU game played out tonight.
To be clear, TAMU is a really good team. I’m not sure we beat them on the road more than once or twice out of ten.
But, Billy and his undercoached players made errors that kept us from even having a chance.
To be clear, TAMU is a really good team. I’m not sure we beat them on the road more than once or twice out of ten.
But, Billy and his undercoached players made errors that kept us from even having a chance.
Auburn - Georgia bringing SEC officiating to an all-new low.
October 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Auburn - Georgia bringing SEC officiating to an all-new low.
The NY Times is feeling that emotion when you find out your ex-girlfriend is dating a much richer, much better-looking guy.
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The NY Times is feeling that emotion when you find out your ex-girlfriend is dating a much richer, much better-looking guy.
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Guys, I think I need to talk to whoever makes DC Power’s score graphics
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guys, I think I need to talk to whoever makes DC Power’s score graphics
A ray of hope yesterday for Gator fans.
October 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A ray of hope yesterday for Gator fans.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know @_FloridaMan has stopped posting for good and valid reasons, but my goodness - this one from The NY Times deserves legendary status.
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I know @_FloridaMan has stopped posting for good and valid reasons, but my goodness - this one from The NY Times deserves legendary status.
Next time, Salah should just grab the ball and set it down nicely for Chiesa. I bet that wouldn’t be called either.
#Liverpool
#CrystalPalace
#Liverpool
#CrystalPalace
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Next time, Salah should just grab the ball and set it down nicely for Chiesa. I bet that wouldn’t be called either.
#Liverpool
#CrystalPalace
#Liverpool
#CrystalPalace
Subtly downgrade a band.
About the same as Ezra
About the same as Ezra
Subtly downgrade a band:
Six Iron Frenzy
Six Iron Frenzy
Subtly downgrade a band:
9,999 Maniacs
9,999 Maniacs
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Subtly downgrade a band.
About the same as Ezra
About the same as Ezra
Another world class performance by Messi.
Another world class Tifo from the Third Rail.
I like the license plate on the Miami car particularly.
Another world class Tifo from the Third Rail.
I like the license plate on the Miami car particularly.
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Another world class performance by Messi.
Another world class Tifo from the Third Rail.
I like the license plate on the Miami car particularly.
Another world class Tifo from the Third Rail.
I like the license plate on the Miami car particularly.
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Just need everyone to know that NYCFC is starting three tiny Argentines and Miami is only starting one.
September 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just need everyone to know that NYCFC is starting three tiny Argentines and Miami is only starting one.
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Well done, @thirdrailsc.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well done, @thirdrailsc.bsky.social
Ready for the big NYCFC game tonight against Inter Miami and some player they think is really good.
The seats 😘
The seats 😘
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ready for the big NYCFC game tonight against Inter Miami and some player they think is really good.
The seats 😘
The seats 😘