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January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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berkeleymews.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
Cartoon invasion
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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number10cat.bsky.social
People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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theonion.com
DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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buttpoems.bsky.social
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January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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kiwimark1969.bsky.social
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January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Europe superimposed on Uranus for scale
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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grickle.bsky.social
Staying put. #grickledoodle #duck #tinyhome #cartoon #holidays #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of a duck holding a mug of coffee as he looks out the window of his tiny heated home in a winter setting. Caption reads "Instead of all the fuss of flying south each year, he'd invested in a tiny house in the woods."
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.

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Happy Hanukkah
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December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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grickle.bsky.social
A leg up. #grickledoodle #holidays #gifts #stocking #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of three kids looking at their stockings, with one kid having an exceptionally long leg and subsequently a really long stocking. Caption reads "It was the one time of the year that Peter's condition was seen as an advantage."
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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savagechickens.bsky.social
Some Days Are Tough. www.patreon.com/posts/some-d...
Santa Claus, saying "Ho, I guess." Caption: A less-than-jolly day.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

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December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Dan Misdea. #NewYorkerCartoons
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
This could be big
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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savagechickens.bsky.social
The Canary and the Hummingbird. www.patreon.com/posts/canary...
Caption: A hummingbird's wings flap up to 80 times per second. [pic: A hummingbird flies while a canary watches from a nearby tree branch.] Canary: "Dude, you need to calm the @#%$ down!"
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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savagechickens.bsky.social
Badass. www.patreon.com/posts/badass...
1. Chicken: "I'm secretly a badass." 2. Chicken: ... 3. Chicken: "It's a very well-kept secret."
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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savagechickens.bsky.social
The Best Day. www.patreon.com/posts/best-d...
Little kid chicken: Today is going to be the best day ever! Teddy bear: No it won't. Caption: *Now in Stores!* it's... Harsh Reality Bear!
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
goterpsgo.bsky.social
Too bad so sad 😹😹😹
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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edzitron.com
Is that good?

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Executives at Microsoft and other enterprise software firms heralded 2025 as the year artificial intelligence would be capable of automating tasks that involve multiple steps, such as generating dashboards based on company sales data. But as the year comes to a close, Microsoft has lowered expectations for how quickly it can get customers to spend money on these newer products, known as agents. Multiple Microsoft divisions, for instance, have lowered how much salespeople are supposed to grow their sales of certain AI products after many of them missed sales-growth goals in the fiscal year that ended in June, according to two salespeople in Microsoft's Azure cloud unit. It's rare for Microsoft to lower such quotas for specific products, the people said.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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theoatmeal.bsky.social
All aboard the diet train!
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM