Gorthnog, Lord of the Outer Realms
@gorthnog.bsky.social
Evil demon from beyond time, and also Midwest-based nerd dad and basement office troglodyte.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
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I had a friend once. HIs name was Berthalamew. He was a pumpkin, and he lived outside my house.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
Suck it, Arzakon!
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Suck it, Arzakon!
Dudeism?
Or Copaceticism?
Or Copaceticism?
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dudeism?
Or Copaceticism?
Or Copaceticism?
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Let them eat war.
Trump administration posts notice that no federal food aid will go out Nov. 1
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has posted a notice on its website saying federal food aid will not go out Nov. 1 as the government shutdown drags on.
apnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Let them eat war.
Not a drag queen.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not a drag queen.
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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
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We had probably hundreds of very enthusiastic people honking horns and waving at us as they drove past our little demonstration here in suburban MN.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We had probably hundreds of very enthusiastic people honking horns and waving at us as they drove past our little demonstration here in suburban MN.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
Yes we were.
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yes we were.
No taxation without representation.
It's official: Speaker Johnson just cancelled all votes in the House next week.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No taxation without representation.
What a sad, desperate joke of a man.
Damn him to hell five times.
Damn him to hell five times.
Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What a sad, desperate joke of a man.
Damn him to hell five times.
Damn him to hell five times.
I had a friend once. HIs name was Berthalamew. He was a pumpkin, and he lived outside my house.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I had a friend once. HIs name was Berthalamew. He was a pumpkin, and he lived outside my house.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
No finer a blade is made by mortals.
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
No finer a blade is made by mortals.
George Soros took my guns and made my cat gay.
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
George Soros took my guns and made my cat gay.
It’s my cat, like 90% of the time.
Every time I hear a late night fuggizat, I always get my hopes up.
But it’s never a goblin.
But it’s never a goblin.
August 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s my cat, like 90% of the time.
This is terrifying.
White supremacist tropes and ironic viral jokes illustrate the administration's project of redefining who belongs in the United States.
What's behind the Trump administration's immigration memes?
White supremacist tropes and ironic viral jokes illustrate the administration's project of redefining who belongs in the United States.
n.pr
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is terrifying.
Intrusive Thought of the Day: Man my boss is on my case lately. I’m going to change my internal profile pic to a Weyland-Yutani logo.
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Intrusive Thought of the Day: Man my boss is on my case lately. I’m going to change my internal profile pic to a Weyland-Yutani logo.
Every time I hear a late night fuggizat, I always get my hopes up.
But it’s never a goblin.
But it’s never a goblin.
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every time I hear a late night fuggizat, I always get my hopes up.
But it’s never a goblin.
But it’s never a goblin.
‘Murica take: I haven’t had chipped beef on toast in probably over 30 years.
I don’t figure I will ever willingly eat it again.
I don’t figure I will ever willingly eat it again.
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
‘Murica take: I haven’t had chipped beef on toast in probably over 30 years.
I don’t figure I will ever willingly eat it again.
I don’t figure I will ever willingly eat it again.
I ate those babies in self-defense.
June 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I ate those babies in self-defense.
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It takes a certain ability to be this shitty 100% of the time.
Nate White said it best…
Nate White said it best…
June 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It takes a certain ability to be this shitty 100% of the time.
Nate White said it best…
Nate White said it best…
20 million bucks to get a bunch of your supporters wet?
Maybe next year the dipshit should go golfing or watch a baseball game, instead.
Maybe next year the dipshit should go golfing or watch a baseball game, instead.
'No Kings' Protests and Downpours Rain on Trump's Birthday Military Parade
Trump's birthday military parade in D.C. was overshadowed by heavy rain and "No Kings" protests across the country.
www.latintimes.com
June 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
20 million bucks to get a bunch of your supporters wet?
Maybe next year the dipshit should go golfing or watch a baseball game, instead.
Maybe next year the dipshit should go golfing or watch a baseball game, instead.
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.”
“Welcome to CVS. You can find the eye drops in aisle 3.”
“Welcome to CVS. You can find the eye drops in aisle 3.”
What about whatever is going on in the eyes of Kash Patel?
June 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.”
“Welcome to CVS. You can find the eye drops in aisle 3.”
“Welcome to CVS. You can find the eye drops in aisle 3.”
Currently being stalked through an Iowa gravel quarry by an FSB hit squad.
Situation fluid. Pinned by sniper Do not attempt extraction.
They know about C.O.Dex. Repeat - C.O.Dex is compromised.
Situation fluid. Pinned by sniper Do not attempt extraction.
They know about C.O.Dex. Repeat - C.O.Dex is compromised.
May 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Currently being stalked through an Iowa gravel quarry by an FSB hit squad.
Situation fluid. Pinned by sniper Do not attempt extraction.
They know about C.O.Dex. Repeat - C.O.Dex is compromised.
Situation fluid. Pinned by sniper Do not attempt extraction.
They know about C.O.Dex. Repeat - C.O.Dex is compromised.