Gorthnog, Lord of the Outer Realms
@gorthnog.bsky.social
Evil demon from beyond time, and also Midwest-based nerd dad and basement office troglodyte.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
Thousands of years ago…. Before Sigourney Weaver….
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thousands of years ago…. Before Sigourney Weaver….
Which one? Bush 41 is dead. Bush 43 is retired and spending time painting.
George Prescott Bush is too Mexican to be elected to any position in the current GOP.
George Prescott Bush is too Mexican to be elected to any position in the current GOP.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Which one? Bush 41 is dead. Bush 43 is retired and spending time painting.
George Prescott Bush is too Mexican to be elected to any position in the current GOP.
George Prescott Bush is too Mexican to be elected to any position in the current GOP.
And that should have been “tonally” ,rather than “totally”.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And that should have been “tonally” ,rather than “totally”.
Love First Contact, but it’s a bit totally uneven.
On Earth: Drunk Troi and Fanboy LaForge palling around with historical figures in post-apocalyptic Wyoming.
In space: Action/body horror with Picard killing former crew members and waxing philosophical about obsession and revenge.
On Earth: Drunk Troi and Fanboy LaForge palling around with historical figures in post-apocalyptic Wyoming.
In space: Action/body horror with Picard killing former crew members and waxing philosophical about obsession and revenge.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Love First Contact, but it’s a bit totally uneven.
On Earth: Drunk Troi and Fanboy LaForge palling around with historical figures in post-apocalyptic Wyoming.
In space: Action/body horror with Picard killing former crew members and waxing philosophical about obsession and revenge.
On Earth: Drunk Troi and Fanboy LaForge palling around with historical figures in post-apocalyptic Wyoming.
In space: Action/body horror with Picard killing former crew members and waxing philosophical about obsession and revenge.
“…With tears on n their eyes….”
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“…With tears on n their eyes….”
This dude’s collar thinks his neck is unsustainable.
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This dude’s collar thinks his neck is unsustainable.
Also unctuous. I ain’t never seen ‘em ctious.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Also unctuous. I ain’t never seen ‘em ctious.
I miss George Carlin more with every passing year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I miss George Carlin more with every passing year.
Yeah, and field goals!
Wait, they actually have those in basketball.
Wait, they actually have those in basketball.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yeah, and field goals!
Wait, they actually have those in basketball.
Wait, they actually have those in basketball.
I really want to see where they’re hiding Rubio’s goddamn spine
Must be built like fucking Fort Knox.
Must be built like fucking Fort Knox.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I really want to see where they’re hiding Rubio’s goddamn spine
Must be built like fucking Fort Knox.
Must be built like fucking Fort Knox.
Jamal Kashoggi was dismembered in self-defense.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jamal Kashoggi was dismembered in self-defense.
Milkshake Ducked again!
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Milkshake Ducked again!
But the right amount of condescension, though.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
But the right amount of condescension, though.
I think they have ointment for that.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think they have ointment for that.
Christ, his head is full of chicken salad.
What the hell is going on here? You mean to tell me this oaf forgot the difference between South Africa (which was never Communist) and South AMERICA (a continent)?
And his party is cool with that?
What the hell is going on here? You mean to tell me this oaf forgot the difference between South Africa (which was never Communist) and South AMERICA (a continent)?
And his party is cool with that?
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Christ, his head is full of chicken salad.
What the hell is going on here? You mean to tell me this oaf forgot the difference between South Africa (which was never Communist) and South AMERICA (a continent)?
And his party is cool with that?
What the hell is going on here? You mean to tell me this oaf forgot the difference between South Africa (which was never Communist) and South AMERICA (a continent)?
And his party is cool with that?
The tariffs are incredibly regressive, as most taxes on goods are.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The tariffs are incredibly regressive, as most taxes on goods are.
Why do they have a non-psychiatrist writing about psychiatry?
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Why do they have a non-psychiatrist writing about psychiatry?
Trumpy-doo is just jealous. He never learned how to do division.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trumpy-doo is just jealous. He never learned how to do division.
We famously have many lakes here in Minnesota. Tom Emmer can go jump in any of ‘em.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We famously have many lakes here in Minnesota. Tom Emmer can go jump in any of ‘em.
Oh, hey, it’s that thing that everyone was worried about.
We’ve been sounding the alarm about this for months. But, of course, no action from the Trump admin.
We’ve been sounding the alarm about this for months. But, of course, no action from the Trump admin.
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh, hey, it’s that thing that everyone was worried about.
We’ve been sounding the alarm about this for months. But, of course, no action from the Trump admin.
We’ve been sounding the alarm about this for months. But, of course, no action from the Trump admin.
If DJT built a friggin’ golden CALF next week, I wouldn’t be surprised.
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If DJT built a friggin’ golden CALF next week, I wouldn’t be surprised.