Gorthnog, Lord of the Outer Realms
@gorthnog.bsky.social
Evil demon from beyond time, and also Midwest-based nerd dad and basement office troglodyte.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
Suck it, Arzakon!
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Suck it, Arzakon!
Here’s an AI generated Christmas duck. Does this duck have literally anything to do with your post? No.
Does your comment have literally anything to do with the original post? Also no.
Does your comment have literally anything to do with the original post? Also no.
March 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Here’s an AI generated Christmas duck. Does this duck have literally anything to do with your post? No.
Does your comment have literally anything to do with the original post? Also no.
Does your comment have literally anything to do with the original post? Also no.
Sometimes I think he has it all figured out.
March 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sometimes I think he has it all figured out.
Pop quiz time!
Anyone know who this guy is?
His name has been in the news lately. Course, he wouldn’t know, or care. He’s been dead 500 years.
Anyone know who this guy is?
His name has been in the news lately. Course, he wouldn’t know, or care. He’s been dead 500 years.
January 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pop quiz time!
Anyone know who this guy is?
His name has been in the news lately. Course, he wouldn’t know, or care. He’s been dead 500 years.
Anyone know who this guy is?
His name has been in the news lately. Course, he wouldn’t know, or care. He’s been dead 500 years.
Oscar the dachshund is pretty much done with this winter thing.
January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oscar the dachshund is pretty much done with this winter thing.
AI images are cool. Here’s one I made of Chriffmiff Time Duck. He’s a duck that’s always interrupting conversations to let you know “It Chriffmiff Time!”
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM
AI images are cool. Here’s one I made of Chriffmiff Time Duck. He’s a duck that’s always interrupting conversations to let you know “It Chriffmiff Time!”
Delicious feet.
November 30, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Delicious feet.
There is nothing going on behind those eyes.
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
There is nothing going on behind those eyes.
I head the word skibbidi in an advertisement today.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I head the word skibbidi in an advertisement today.
Update IV: Let’s head to the living room to check in with Oscar the dachshund.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Update IV: Let’s head to the living room to check in with Oscar the dachshund.
Okay. So not as exciting as we’d hoped. We’ll check back later.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Okay. So not as exciting as we’d hoped. We’ll check back later.