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All I’m saying is the @edmontonoilers.bsky.social could give me a one day contract and all I’d do is go out and beat the shit out of Marchand.
June 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Saw two puppies on my walk to pick up muffins this morning. No invasion.
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Oh, look, this Cybertruck got the aftermarket Roman customization package.
May 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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“What’s our target?”

“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”

“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”

“…wait…”

“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The Onion is once again the only real news source
May 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you don’t get a boner when you hug your wife, do you even really love her??
April 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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EXACTLY.
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Mike Meyers rocking the "Canada is not for sale" shirt on #SNL 🇨🇦
March 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This shoulda been the Bills.
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM