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goofist.bsky.social
Goof
@goofist.bsky.social
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I'm a woke liberal and I love cancel culture! Heh, just kidding, just a little "satire" for us small town patriots!
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bluek*y
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Gentle reminder
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
“Hi! I’m a follower farmer and I admittedly dgaf about my followers!”

For the asshats in the back-

This is NOT Xitter. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
November 21, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Going to have to put in major shifts as a reply guy to get all the follow backs back
November 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
No comrades under 30k
lol this is amazing.
November 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Goof
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
There is some sort of latency issue on here, it doesn’t let me see a lot of things
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
If I don’t get to 10k followers in a week I demand a refund
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Going to try this place out but no promises.

Pros: no embarrassing old tweets from 2019 and 2020

Cons: David Wise doesn’t follow me on here
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM